That night, Kick didn't want to think of anyone but Kendall. Sweet, sweet Kendall with her perfect figure, perfect eyes, perfect nose, perfect lips, perfect everything. He could already imagine what their wedding would be like. He imagined himself wearing a black tuxedo walking down the church aisle hand in hand with Kendall who wore a beautiful white wedding dress, with all their friends and families eyes focused on them. He snapped out of his dream when his Rock Callahan radio buzzed "Let's rock! Let's rock! Let's rock!" until he turned it off. He stretched himself while yawning and went to the wardrobe to change into a jumpsuit. But when he opened the doors, he was knocked out cold by a mysterious silhouette who dragged him out the window. When he came to, he was barred up in Ronaldo's basement.
Kick: Uhhh, my head. Ronaldo? What the biscuits is this!?
Ronaldo: Well, Buttowski, I'm glad you ask. You see, since Kendall rejected me at school, I've been thinking that if I can't have her then no one can!
Kick: And that means?
Ronaldo: It means that I have to get rid of the competition.
Kick: Get to it!
Ronaldo: Very well, I'm going to have to kill you!
Kick: HA! I'd love to see you try! My girlfriend would back me up on this.
Ronaldo: You mean Kendall?
Kick: Yes, I mean Kendall!
Just then, Kendall rang Ronaldo's doorbell, and he went up the stairs to open it.
Ronaldo: Kendall! What a nice surprise!
Kendall: Zip it, science boy! I came to break up with you.
Ronaldo: It's because of that punk Buttowski, isn't it? I told you he was bad news!
Kendall: No, he is not! No matter how reckless he can be, he's the kindest man I've ever known! What's going on in your basement?
Ronaldo: Oh, that? That is...that is a slumber party!
Kendall: Oh, really? Then where is your other guests?
Ronaldo: Well, you're here, and Kick. I don't need anymore guests!
Kendall: You're too gullible, Ronaldo! I sensed something was wrong, so I called the police!
Ronaldo: The police?
Kendall: Yep! They should be here right about...now!
On time, the police officers Mac and Irwin bursted through the door with guns and said "Freeze, punk!"
Mac: Lay it off, Irwin, you're not even loaded!
Irwin: Yeah, well, you're not loaded either!
Mac: Oh yeah, we must've forgotten our bullets down at the station. We'll just go get them!
Kendall: Wait, what about the criminal?
Mac: Don't you worry, lil' lady, we'll be right back once we got bullets for our guns.
Kendall: That won't be necessary, nobody is shooting anybody!
Irwin: Aww, but I wanna shoot somebody!
Kendall: I SAID, "nobody is shooting anybody"! My boyfriend has been threatened to be killed, you need the put the criminal in jail!
The cops went down to the cellar and put handcuffs on Kick.
Kendall: Not him! HERE'S the guilty one!
She pointed at Ronaldo who was handcuffed in Kick's place. Before they threw Ronaldo in the police car, he turned to Kendall.
Ronaldo: Could I maybe have one last kiss?
Kendall: (sigh) Okay, close your eyes.
He closed his eyes and pouted his smelly, hairy lips at her. She winked at Kick and slapped Ronaldo across the face with all the strenght she could gather, then she threw him into the police car, which then drove away. Kendall helped Kick get off the bars.
Irwin: Booyah, who finally caught his first bad guy!? THIS guy!
Mac: Yes, yes, and we'll be throwing you a big party later down at the station! Now, please keep your eyes on the road, you nearly hit that cow and monkey!
Irwin: Party pooper!
Kick: Whoah, Kendall, that was AWESOME! You really are the woman for me.
Kendall: I've learnt from the best!
Later, down at the jail, Kick and Kendall came to visit Ronaldo.
Kendall: Ronaldo?
Ronaldo: Oh, hi, Kendall.
Kendall: We were only making sure you are in good hands.
Ronaldo: Well, it's not the best, but at least I get roof over my head.
Kick: Oh, I don't think that's the only thing you're getting!
Kick pointed at a unknown prisoner behind Ronaldo's back. A fat, unattractive, female prisoner fell in love with Ronaldo and nearly squeezed him to death.
Unknown prisoner: Hi there, handsome, what's your name?
Ronaldo: Gulp!
Unknown prisoner: Gulp? Weird name, but I'll take it!
Outside the cell, Kick and Kendall couldn't help but smiling and almost break into laughter.
Kendall: Aww, you two would make such a cute couple (giggle)! Bye, Ronaldo, see you in two years!
Ronaldo: Two years? Wait, Kendall? KENDALL!
Unknown prisoner: We're gonna have such a good time together, maybe I'll even let you shave my back this sunday...!
Epilogue:
Magnus and Helga were sitting quietly in their relaxing chairs at home.
Magnus: Helga, where's Fjordsdryk?
The End