A/N: Hello there! Below are a list of rules to follow when interacting with the avengers. Each chapter should consist of about 20 rules give or take a few. If you have any suggestions for a rule or would like me to write a story to go along with a previous rule let me know by reviewing. As always I own nothing and everything belongs to marvel and Disney. Enjoy and please R&R

1) do not make pop culture references that Steve won't understand. IE anything from after the 1940s.

2) do not touch Starks coffee machine. He's very emotionally attached to it.

3) never speak directly to Natasha on fear of death.

4) never so much as look at Clint on fear of death. (Natasha is very possessive.)

5) NEVER introduce Clint or Thor to a new tv series. They won't be seen until the watch every episode, blog about it, and read as much fanfiction as they can get their hands on.

6) if you want Clint to like you, give him anything with insane amounts of sugar (he has a secret sweet tooth)

7) if you bake Steve an apple pie, it lets him know that you're willing to listen and he will smile this small smile and tell you stories of Bucky, the army, and his childhood. And for the rest of the day he will have a smile on his face and a skip in his step.

8) never set Steve up on a blind date, it doesn't end well.

9) nobody threatens Dum-E, You, or Butterfingers except Stark.

10) Unless you can afford a new tv playing wii with any of the avengers except Bruce is forbidden.

11) every Tuesday at 4 is culture night for Steve and Thor.

12) never challenge Bruce to a chess match and win. The other guy doesn't like to lose.

13) Stealing Thor's pop tarts is considered a serious crime punishable by having Mjolnir sitting on your chest for an entire day.

14) two words: prank war. You've been warned.

15) never play Russian roulette with Romanoff. Enough said.

16) Don't laugh at inside jokes unless you understand them. (A general rule for life, but it does apply with the avengers)

17) don't touch Barton's bow under ANY conditions. Last person who did still hasn't been found.

18) never play frisbee with Steve's shield. He's very attached.

19) iron man is a million better times better than batman.

20) if involved with DC in anyway, please leave

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A/N: hoped you enjoyed them. As always please R&R. Suggestions always welcome.