"oh my god" lucy said "natsu, how could you betray me like this."
natsu smirked, and said "lucy, ur a bitch, and lisanna's better then u."
"omg!" Lucy ran of and crashed in to a hot guy with blond hair and beautiful soulful eyes.
"oh, lucy, are u alright?" laxus said.
"no! im not alright, leave me alone!" lucy said angrly.
"i'll help u get stronger, and beet lissana and natsu" laxus said.
"okay! i quit fairytale, and im gonna go get stronger so i can beet natsu and make him love me!" lucy ran of, excited.
"ohno, but lucy, i love you!" laxus said sadly, staring at the ass of the running girl.

(A/N: okay, it's pretty obvious that this is not my writing. It's my troll!writing. It's a project I'm starting. This... this thing disgusts me.)

"lucy" laxus said "we got to trein."

lucy flipped her hare and said "dont worry, im really strong"

lucy and Laxus battld, and 'cause lucy is super-duper strong, she won.

"like omg, im sopowerful now" lucy french kissed laxus. "thanks 4 helpin' me."

laxus blushed, and said "lucy, i love u"

lucy said "wow srsly." and said "i love u 2, baby" and started making out with him.