Text Convo between 2D and The Band:

(2)2D and (M)Murodc:

2: Hey, Mudz, wut r u doin?

M: Why the bloody hell are you bugging me at three am!?

2: Cuz im bored :'(

M: Why don't you go play video games!?

2: Hey! tits a great Indian, Mudz, ur a gayness!

M: I'm a what now?

2: Ship! Auto cucumber, I swear!

M: Faceache...how drunk are you right now?

2: not duck enough.

2: *That's *Idea *genius *Coconut

2: *CUCUMBER!
2:* CORRECT!

(2)2D and (R)Russel:

R: Yo, 'D, still on for the movies later

2: Fluke yams, I am! I've Bert walnuts all week for tits!

R: Um...good for you?

2: What?

R: Um...You on some knew meds I don't know about?

2: Yes, why?

R: Your last text...

2: HONDA FLAPPER SHEET GLASS! TITS WAS AUTO CLAPPERBOARD!

2: *Hurray *Fucking *Sheep *That *Corresponding

R: did you just use the word corresponding? I'm impressed.

2: *Holy *Shit *Correct

R: So are you still waiting for tits?

2: NO! I meant 2 put: Fuck yak, I am! I've bee waiting all wreck for this!

R: You fuck yaks?

2: I am so dun rite now...

(2)2D and (N) Noodle:

2: Hey, luv, wham ya uppercut two?

N: Um...wut?

2: Never Middle Earth. Did Russ mentor any thermometer a boot Mudz's fanny pack?

N: Always Middle Earth. And, I didn't know you could mentor a fanny pack...

2: What? Noodle, you are only 15, you are too yams to be doorbell drugs

N: Toochi...are you high right now?

2: I dun frank so

N: I am so confused right now...

2: SHANK!

2: *what are you up too?

2: * Nvm. Did Ratchet mentor any fling about Murder's freak out?

N: Ratchet? What?

2: *Russel *Thing *Murdoc's

N: Ohhhhh...Nope, didn't say anything. And you shouldn't call Russel ratchet, he is a very classy man.

2: He is ratchet!

N: I know, but it still is not polite to say that.

2: I would nuke say that to his fanny pack

N: WHAT IS WITH YOU AND FANNY PACKS!?

A/N: THIS IS A SERIES XD THANKS FOR READING

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