Chapter One

Summary: Perci teaches at Hogwarts. Fem Percy

I don't Own Harry Potter or Percy Jackson they belong to JK Rowling and Rick Riordan

It was half way thought dinner when the doors to the great hall opened and a girl walked in she walked up to Dumbledore and gave him a note he stood up and said students welcome our new Defence Against the dark arts teacher Perci Jackson .

Right at the moment Dumbledore said that Harry spit out the pumpkin juice he was drinking he had to be dead or having a nightmare it couldn't be but it was his cousin. Ron and Hermione were looking at him confused having been the ones hit with pumpkin juice. "What's wrong Harry" asked Hermione

"She's my cousin on my Mums side" he replied

Wait you could have gone to live with her instead of the Dursleys" said Ron

"Not really she lives in America" replied Harry "she could get Dudley to act like an angel and go on a diet"

"Bloody Hell" said Ron and Hermione at the same time.

The next day they went though there classes they heard things about Perci and how she was a good teacher even the teachers though she was wonderful. By lunch time the 6yrs were excited for DADA.

When they walked into the Defence room muggle music was blasting from speakers that were in the corners the song that was currently playing was All Summer Long by Kid Rock.

As they sat down Perci was coping Snape's walk but funnier, that had everyone laughing. She soon began talking making everyone stop laughing.

"Well I'm Perci and don't call me professor it makes me feel old. Now I'm not here to teach magic because I don't know how but I will teach you to defend yourself without magic. And don't give me the "we have wands to defend ourselves shit", this is in case you lose your wand in a fight or don't have it with you during an attack. Now in this class you will learn how to fight with swords, knives and were you can hide them. But the girls will have the best hiding places".

Suddenly a knife came out of know were and landed on Harrys desk. Scaring the class as they never saw her move her hand. From her hair that she had just finished tying in a ponytail.

Over the double she in introduced them into the art of sword fighting and the best way to disarm their opponent. And gave them homework to do before next lesson and dismissed them for the day.

"Perci" asked harry

"Yes annoying little cousin" she said without looking up

"How you been" asked harry

"Good" she said as she walked around the desk and gave him a hug "how are you and Dudley is he still on a diet"

"I've been good so is Dudley" replied Harry "and yes he still is on his diet"

"That's good, I've been meaning to visit just haven't had time" she said "you better get going your Homework done".