Only one cup in I started talking loudly.

The third I started slurring my words and my vision started getting fucked.

I didn't take my heels off and let my hair down 'til cup four.

Whatever was in this punch was wild. And I felt it.

"Everclear." Answered one of the twins. I stopped being able to tell which was which at cup three because my brain was focusing too hard on keeping my balance.

"Everdclear?" I asked, out of it.

"Yeah Everclear. 95% alcohol. That's what's in your drink." Oh shit. Those fucking twins spiked my drinks and I was way too fucking drunk to realize it.

I hobbled my way over to the food table, somehow remembering somewhere that drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunker quicker, when I realized that my sobriety wasn't the only thing amiss. There was something yellow floating in the punch bowl.

"Firequacker!" I yelled, diving face first into the punch bowl to save my baby. I kept missing him and splashing punch everywhere, and it wasn't until I was yanked back by the collar by Kyoya that I realized it was just your run of the mill rubber duck. I could see (blurrily mind you) that twins snickering out of the corner of my eye, and as much as I wanted to go knock some sense into them, I had bigger problems at the moment.

"Geroff me," I slurred trying to detach his hand from the back of my neck.

"Are you drunk?" he asked, seething.

"Idunno, the twins gamme a funny drink, it tasted goood." He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. My eyes welled up with tears.

"Oh no Kyoya are you mad at me? I prommis I be good, I jus thought Firequacker was in the punch."

"Who is Firequacker?" He asked, thoroughly done with my bullshit,

"He's my baby duck! If he's not here, he's prolly in my pursy purse. Let's go, vamanos!" I yelled as I tried to lead Kyoya to the dressing room where my purse was currently hung up.

He had other ideas, grabbing my wrist, he tried dragged me out of the ballroom. I clearly disagreed with this plan.

Apparently, I'm slippery when drunk because I slid myself right out of his grip and ran to the only other exit I could: the courtyard.

Apparently there was some sort of ceremony going on, and my friend from earlier and his girl were in the middle of a spot light, waltzing.

"Get it man! Whoooo!" I yelled as loud as I could, feeling like a great friend for cheering him on.

Their waltz came to an end as those evil devil twins announced something my drunk brain couldn't quite comprehend, but soon Haruhi was ushered forward, for what I had no idea.

As she approached Kanako, I saw her cup her cheek. Kissing! They were kissing!

"Oh I love kissing, wait for me!" I bounded forward and got between the two of them, pulling them into a huge bear hug and I pecked them both on the lips.

"Do you want a kiss too?" I asked my friend from class, the one in love with Kanako. He backpedaled and refused but I tackled him to the ground and kissed him too.

"Who's next?" I squealed as I bounded toward the hosts and groups of girls gathered on the balcony.

Everyone ran, and I chased everyone around with kissy lips before Kyoya yanked me back by my dress for the second time tonight.

"Yaknow you're really no fun. No fun allowed at Kyoya's house!" I yelled to the sky. He glared impatiently at my drunken monologue. "Is it cuz your dad sucks? Yaknow, your dad has his hand so far up your ass that they call you Kermit!" He rolled his eyes but I just kept the train rolling, "You're so fuckin' whipped for your dad they call you a DQ Frosty! You're-"

"That's enough!" He put his hand over my mouth to try to silence me, but that definitely backfired when I licked it.

"That's it. I'm doubling your debt. Eight million yen." He angrily murmured, clearly trying to conceal the nature of our conversation from the small group gathering around us. I however, clearly didn't care.

"What? You can't raise my debt for drunk actions, that's like… I dunno… if I can't give consent for sex while drunk I can't be held responsible for my actions." He raised his eyebrows at this, "I didn't even drink on purrrpose. I was teck-nick-call-y drugged soo… Can't you just spank me or something like you promised?" Some of the girl's gasped at that and Kyoya had briefly apologize and blame my words on a lack of sobriety before he dragged me off the back dressing room, where Honey was playing with Firequacker on the ground.

"Firequacker!"

"Oh my god, you really do have a duck." commented Haruhi.

"Fuck yeah I gotta duck!" I yelled as I scooped up my baby before being shushed by a livid Kyoya.

"You are in unbelievable amounts of trouble." Kyoya scolded me. I pouted while the twins snickered in the corner.

"You two are not off the hook either. Did you do this to Kaeden?"

"Oh but Mommy," started Hikaru.

"We would never." finished Kaoru.

"I'm serious, I if I find out that you're lying I swear…"

"Alright yeah we did it. She seemed a little… tense. What can we say?"

"I will deal with you two later. For now, party's over. I need to get Kaeden home."

Tamaki went out to assumedly announce the end of the party and to wish everyone good night while Kyoya collected my things (and reluctantly wrestled Firequacker from me and put him in my purse) and lead me out to the front of the school where a limo was waiting.

"Wait! Can't Haruhi come with us?" I half asked and half begged, "She lives next doooorr."

"No, she has to stay and help clean up. The only reason I'm taking you home is that you're more of a nuisance than anything else right now." I pouted at his statement, but got in the back of the limo anyways.

I must've completely passed out at that point because all I remember is waking up the next morning in my bed, still in my dress from the night before, with the worst headache I've ever had in my life.

What a fucking night.