Inu-Yasha and Kagome's Daughter
By Goddess Sophitia
Disclaimer: I own Inu-Yasha! *Rumiko Takahashi arrives with a lawyer* GAH! No I don't! No I don't!
Note to the reviewers: Thank you again for your reviews! I'm still awaiting Kouga info, so if you can send me some, then my e-mail is [email protected], for those of you who don't want to move your cursor to my pen name and click on it.
Below are some personal comments to the reviews (if you want yours removed then tell me and I'll remove it):
Wanna Mie So (Anonymous reviewer): Um. thanks for the compliment.
Inuyasha-loves-Kagome (reply to "And what did Miroku tell Inuyasha that got him so mad??"): Well, I wasn't expecting that question. The only reason I had the girls walk in the kitchen at the time was because when I was writing it, I couldn't think of anything for Miroku to say to make him mad, but I might think of something and mention it later in the fanfic. For now, just look at it this way. We all know Miroku can annoy Inu-Yasha easily (who can't?) and Miroku probably "accidentally" insulted Inu-Yasha for his minor idiocy or aggressiveness.
Ryoko ("Anonymous" reviewer): There, I updated! Now you update your Zelda fic!
Yuriko (Anonymous reviewer): The reason why I named my character Sophitia is because I really like that name. It's not really my real name (which will be unmentioned due to internet safety, or something like that).
Kuja2001: -_-;; HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT?!?!?!?!?!
A/N: I've noticed some comments on my slightly corrupted mind and so I've raised the rating to PG-13 and I decided to lighten up a little bit. I can't exactly promise that it won't pop up again. But I'll try. Sorry if that disturbs any of you. That's how my mind works. (Two friends in the background that know who they are: *cough* Miroku *cough* hentai *cough* (inside joke)
Okay, on with the fanfic!
Ryoko took the demon ward off and put in her pocket. We both glared at Shippo and waited for the answer. Shippo sat up and was rubbing his shoulder where the demon ward was.
"Where do you get those things from anyway?" Shippo asked Ryoko.
"Daddy gave them to me and told me to use them when I need to," Ryoko answered. "Now answer us!" She picked up a stick and hit Shippo with it the way I've seen her daddy hit my daddy with his staff.
"OW!" Shippo yelled. "Okay, babies come from the stork."
"What do you think we're in? Kindergarten? We're not little kids anymore! We deserve to be told the truth!" I yelled.
"I didn't think you'd believe that story," Shippo said. "Okay, they come from, um," Shippo thought for a minute. I didn't understand why, though. He's not old, but he knows everything, so how come he can't remember?
Shippo looked at the sky and saw gray clouds in the sky. "Babies come from the rain!"
"The rain?!?!?!" Me and Ryoko repeated. We had a hard time believing that. But like Ryoko's daddy always says, you shouldn't question the wise.
"Yeah, if it rains, and, uh, then your mom goes outside when it stops and works in the garden, then that means you have to watch for the next sign," Shippo said.
"What's the next sign?" Ryoko asked.
"Everyone knows that," Shippo said in a way that my mom calls "cocky." "It's when you're mom gets fat."
"Why does she get fat?" I asked, because that didn't make sense. It's not like the baby is in her stomach or anything, right?
"Well, she'll start eating a lot," Shippo explained, "but it's not because she's hungry. It's because she's making sure her stomach is big enough so the baby has somewhere to sleep."
"But what does that have to do with the rain?" Ryoko asked.
"Well, it'll start raining again after about nine months, and then the mommy has to go to the hospital to collect raindrops, where demons work in secret to make babies. Then the mommy picks up the baby from the hospital and lays in a bed for a day with the baby, the she comes home," Shippo said the last sentence really quickly. "The end. Well gotta go, bye!"
Me and Ryoko watched Shippo run off to some dark haired girl. I think Ryoko was still confused, because she had a look on her face that Daddy gets when he doesn't understand something Mommy says. He gets that look a lot.
"How do demons turn rain into babies?" Ryoko asked me.
"I don't know," I answered. "But it has to be true because Shippo said so. Besides, my daddy said that demons can do anything that humans can't."
"I know. I was there when he said it," Ryoko said. "But when I told my dad that, he said that your daddy is to dumb to know that for sure."
"My daddy is not dumb!" I yelled.
"That's not what my daddy says," Ryoko said in a teasing way that gets on my nerves.
"Well you're the one with the weak daddy!" I yelled.
"Take that back Sophitia!" Ryoko yelled.
"Feh," I said and I turned my back to her. Then I felt her boomerang hit my shoulder. "Hey!" I yelled. "That's not fair! You know my mommy doesn't let me carry my sword with me!"
"It's not a sword! It's a dagger!" Ryoko yelled. "Besides, my mommy said that I should never give demons a chance to fight back and attack when they're defenseless!"
"I don't need my dagger to fight you, Ryoko!" I yelled back and jumped at her with my claws out. Ryoko jumped at me with her boomerang ready, then threw a demon ward at me.
"Heh, I win!" Ryoko said as I fell to the ground screaming in pain.
"Now, really, don't you think that was a cheap shot, Ryoko?" a deep voice said from behind me.
I saw Ryoko's eyes with delight and then she took the demon ward off. I turned around to see who was behind me.
"Uncle Sessho-Maru!" I yelled in joy and jumped up to hug him. My daddy always said he was a pain in the butt a long time ago, but he's a lot nicer now. Mommy said that their brotherly relationship is getting better, whatever that means.
"Uncle Sessho-Maru!" Ryoko yelled after I did and jumped up to hug him, too.
"Hey! He's not you're uncle!" I yelled at Ryoko, still mad that she threw the demon ward at me.
"Aren't you two supposed to be in school?" Uncle Sessho-Maru asked.
"Oops," me and Ryoko said at the same time. At that moment, we heard the bell ring.
"Come on," Uncle Sessho-Maru said. "Don't talk too much. I have to think of a good excuse as to why you're late." He's so cool.
Five seconds later, Uncle Sessho-Maru was in front of the principal, telling him a story as to why we're late.
"They just got over the flu, but their parents didn't think they were well enough to come to school. By the time they were convinced and asked me to take them to this wretched place, the bell rang," Uncle Sessho-Maru explained. I was a little disappointed in his answer. He was always so smart, and here he is telling the dumbest story I've ever heard of. Not to mention he knows my demon blood doesn't allow me to get sick.
"Be that as it may," the principal said. "All pupils must be in their class by the time the bell rings, under no circumstances should a child be tardy, unless the parents or guardians have notified me immediately." I know he's trying to sound smarter than my uncle. But that's impossible. No one is smarter than he is. Except Shippo, of course.
After a few minutes, the principal let us go to our class. We got the same teacher, Mr. Sturniolo, which we both know we will have fun tormenting him, as my daddy would say.
Okay, I know that was a dumb chapter and all, but I promise that it will get better. I had a few hentai comments, but I decided to lay off a bit, so you'll have to insert them on your own.
By Goddess Sophitia
Disclaimer: I own Inu-Yasha! *Rumiko Takahashi arrives with a lawyer* GAH! No I don't! No I don't!
Note to the reviewers: Thank you again for your reviews! I'm still awaiting Kouga info, so if you can send me some, then my e-mail is [email protected], for those of you who don't want to move your cursor to my pen name and click on it.
Below are some personal comments to the reviews (if you want yours removed then tell me and I'll remove it):
Wanna Mie So (Anonymous reviewer): Um. thanks for the compliment.
Inuyasha-loves-Kagome (reply to "And what did Miroku tell Inuyasha that got him so mad??"): Well, I wasn't expecting that question. The only reason I had the girls walk in the kitchen at the time was because when I was writing it, I couldn't think of anything for Miroku to say to make him mad, but I might think of something and mention it later in the fanfic. For now, just look at it this way. We all know Miroku can annoy Inu-Yasha easily (who can't?) and Miroku probably "accidentally" insulted Inu-Yasha for his minor idiocy or aggressiveness.
Ryoko ("Anonymous" reviewer): There, I updated! Now you update your Zelda fic!
Yuriko (Anonymous reviewer): The reason why I named my character Sophitia is because I really like that name. It's not really my real name (which will be unmentioned due to internet safety, or something like that).
Kuja2001: -_-;; HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT?!?!?!?!?!
A/N: I've noticed some comments on my slightly corrupted mind and so I've raised the rating to PG-13 and I decided to lighten up a little bit. I can't exactly promise that it won't pop up again. But I'll try. Sorry if that disturbs any of you. That's how my mind works. (Two friends in the background that know who they are: *cough* Miroku *cough* hentai *cough* (inside joke)
Okay, on with the fanfic!
Ryoko took the demon ward off and put in her pocket. We both glared at Shippo and waited for the answer. Shippo sat up and was rubbing his shoulder where the demon ward was.
"Where do you get those things from anyway?" Shippo asked Ryoko.
"Daddy gave them to me and told me to use them when I need to," Ryoko answered. "Now answer us!" She picked up a stick and hit Shippo with it the way I've seen her daddy hit my daddy with his staff.
"OW!" Shippo yelled. "Okay, babies come from the stork."
"What do you think we're in? Kindergarten? We're not little kids anymore! We deserve to be told the truth!" I yelled.
"I didn't think you'd believe that story," Shippo said. "Okay, they come from, um," Shippo thought for a minute. I didn't understand why, though. He's not old, but he knows everything, so how come he can't remember?
Shippo looked at the sky and saw gray clouds in the sky. "Babies come from the rain!"
"The rain?!?!?!" Me and Ryoko repeated. We had a hard time believing that. But like Ryoko's daddy always says, you shouldn't question the wise.
"Yeah, if it rains, and, uh, then your mom goes outside when it stops and works in the garden, then that means you have to watch for the next sign," Shippo said.
"What's the next sign?" Ryoko asked.
"Everyone knows that," Shippo said in a way that my mom calls "cocky." "It's when you're mom gets fat."
"Why does she get fat?" I asked, because that didn't make sense. It's not like the baby is in her stomach or anything, right?
"Well, she'll start eating a lot," Shippo explained, "but it's not because she's hungry. It's because she's making sure her stomach is big enough so the baby has somewhere to sleep."
"But what does that have to do with the rain?" Ryoko asked.
"Well, it'll start raining again after about nine months, and then the mommy has to go to the hospital to collect raindrops, where demons work in secret to make babies. Then the mommy picks up the baby from the hospital and lays in a bed for a day with the baby, the she comes home," Shippo said the last sentence really quickly. "The end. Well gotta go, bye!"
Me and Ryoko watched Shippo run off to some dark haired girl. I think Ryoko was still confused, because she had a look on her face that Daddy gets when he doesn't understand something Mommy says. He gets that look a lot.
"How do demons turn rain into babies?" Ryoko asked me.
"I don't know," I answered. "But it has to be true because Shippo said so. Besides, my daddy said that demons can do anything that humans can't."
"I know. I was there when he said it," Ryoko said. "But when I told my dad that, he said that your daddy is to dumb to know that for sure."
"My daddy is not dumb!" I yelled.
"That's not what my daddy says," Ryoko said in a teasing way that gets on my nerves.
"Well you're the one with the weak daddy!" I yelled.
"Take that back Sophitia!" Ryoko yelled.
"Feh," I said and I turned my back to her. Then I felt her boomerang hit my shoulder. "Hey!" I yelled. "That's not fair! You know my mommy doesn't let me carry my sword with me!"
"It's not a sword! It's a dagger!" Ryoko yelled. "Besides, my mommy said that I should never give demons a chance to fight back and attack when they're defenseless!"
"I don't need my dagger to fight you, Ryoko!" I yelled back and jumped at her with my claws out. Ryoko jumped at me with her boomerang ready, then threw a demon ward at me.
"Heh, I win!" Ryoko said as I fell to the ground screaming in pain.
"Now, really, don't you think that was a cheap shot, Ryoko?" a deep voice said from behind me.
I saw Ryoko's eyes with delight and then she took the demon ward off. I turned around to see who was behind me.
"Uncle Sessho-Maru!" I yelled in joy and jumped up to hug him. My daddy always said he was a pain in the butt a long time ago, but he's a lot nicer now. Mommy said that their brotherly relationship is getting better, whatever that means.
"Uncle Sessho-Maru!" Ryoko yelled after I did and jumped up to hug him, too.
"Hey! He's not you're uncle!" I yelled at Ryoko, still mad that she threw the demon ward at me.
"Aren't you two supposed to be in school?" Uncle Sessho-Maru asked.
"Oops," me and Ryoko said at the same time. At that moment, we heard the bell ring.
"Come on," Uncle Sessho-Maru said. "Don't talk too much. I have to think of a good excuse as to why you're late." He's so cool.
Five seconds later, Uncle Sessho-Maru was in front of the principal, telling him a story as to why we're late.
"They just got over the flu, but their parents didn't think they were well enough to come to school. By the time they were convinced and asked me to take them to this wretched place, the bell rang," Uncle Sessho-Maru explained. I was a little disappointed in his answer. He was always so smart, and here he is telling the dumbest story I've ever heard of. Not to mention he knows my demon blood doesn't allow me to get sick.
"Be that as it may," the principal said. "All pupils must be in their class by the time the bell rings, under no circumstances should a child be tardy, unless the parents or guardians have notified me immediately." I know he's trying to sound smarter than my uncle. But that's impossible. No one is smarter than he is. Except Shippo, of course.
After a few minutes, the principal let us go to our class. We got the same teacher, Mr. Sturniolo, which we both know we will have fun tormenting him, as my daddy would say.
Okay, I know that was a dumb chapter and all, but I promise that it will get better. I had a few hentai comments, but I decided to lay off a bit, so you'll have to insert them on your own.