(Idea taken from Ice LunaWolf)

Author's Note: Hey guys! I was just browing and then I cam across Ice LunaWolf's 'Hunter x Hunter Texting Crack'. I decided to try my hand at one of these because I've actually always wanted to but I kinda forgot about it... teehee. Okay so here it is~ Warning: CRACK

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hunter x Hunter or its characters. Togashi sensei owns them :3

/BungeeGumJoker created this group/

/JajankenGUU was added/

/Killu2cool4u was added/

/SpidersUcKuruta was added/

/AssassinForHire was added/

BungeeGumJoker: Ja~~ That's all I can think of~~ Who else should I add to this group chat?~

Killu2cool4u: Hisoka what the heck is this about -.-

JajankenGUU: Nee~ What's this? A chat? Cool! Who else is in here? :D

BungeeGumJoker: It's a nice little group for us to talk in, Ringo-chan~ *smiles*

Killu2cool4u: Hisoka are you really that lame.

/BungeeGumJoker changed the group name to "Ringo-chan and friends~"

Killu2cool4u: ... Pardon me. Yes you are.

SpidersUcKuruta: Why am I even here?

JajankenGUU: Because Hisoka added you? By the way, who are you? O.o

SpidersUcKuruta: Gon, it's me. Kurapika.

JajankenGUU: Oh! But your username... *scratches head* Ohhhh~ Souka! Heheh~ :P

AssassinForHire: I swear I'll kill whoever changed my username.

BungeeGumJoker: Ahhh~~ Illumi-san~~ You're finally here~~ Tell me, who should I add next hmm?

Killu2cool4u: Hey Aniki XD Nice username there LOL

AssassinForHire: Killu you are so dead.

Killu2cool4u: BLEHHH :PPP

/SpidersUcKuruta added HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies to the group/

JajankenGUU: Handsome Dude? I don't know any Handsom Dude... Kurapika who did you add? :o

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: Yo! What is this group? I was bored so this is a good time! Any pretty ladies around here?

SpidersUcKuruta: I added Leorio...

Killu2cool4u: Yo

BungeeGumJoker: Oooh A new member~~ Let's see now~

JajankenGUU: Hello Leorio! :DD

AssassinForHire: Hisoka why did you add me to this ridiculous, meaningless group.

AssassinForHire: And how do you even change your username it's stuck.

Killu2cool4u: Sucks to be you Aniki XP

AssassinForHire: ... How do I leave this stupid group.

BungeeGumJoker: YOU CAN'T. HA!

BungeeGumJoker: OH YES I KNOW WHO I SHOULD ADD~~

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: Please let it be a pretty sexy lady... 3

Killu2cool4u: Stop be such a perv Leorio.

AssassinForLife: Who is this creep.

Killu2cool4u: Says the Assasin for Life with beautiful long hair which he spends an hour washing and drying in the bathroom

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: BUUUUURN.

AssassinForLife: ... Says the 12 year old boy who already has white hair.

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: BUUUUURN.

JajankenGUU: Etto... I don't understand... o;o

/BungeeGumJoker added DanchouSpidersRule to the group/

SpidersUcKuruta: HISOKA YOU DID WHAT.

DanchouSpidersRule: HECK YEAH SPIDERS RULE~~

BungeeGumJoker: I found out that Danchou just created an account so I added him ^.^

SpidersUcKuruta: Kill me now.

AssassinForHire: That will be 10 000 jenny. Please deposit it into my account before I begin.

Killu2cool4u: AssassinForHire is back in business! B-)

SpidersUcKuruta: ...

DanchouSpidersRule: OKAY OKAY GUYS TEACH ME INTERNET SLANG :D

JajankenGUU: Ano... Is this Chrollo-san?

DanchouSpidersRule: YEAH.

DanchouSpidersRule: WAIT WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS.

SpidersUcKuruta: Because you didn't turn off Caps Lock, idiot.

DanchouSpidersRule: OH NO WAIT HOW DO YOU TURN IT OFF.

BungeeGumJoker: Ahhh~ Seems that everyone is getting along nicely~~ *oblivious* I'll add some new people later on~ Have fun~~

JajankenGUU: Eh? But I don't even-

AssassinForLife: HISOKA SAY WHAT

SpidersUcKuruta: HISOKA SAY WHAT

DanchouSpidersRule: HISOKA SAY WHAT

HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: NUUUUU HISOKA WHY NO SEXY LADIES

DancouSpidersRule: ... DID EVERYONE FORGET HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?

Author's Note: Haha thanks for reading:) Please give me some reviews and you can tell me what you want the characters to talk about or who else you want to add to the chat group :P

Until then, see you ;)