Finally got a prompt for this one-shot collection. This one is AdmiralChirko's and the prompt is: Merrick accidentally takes LSD! This is going to be interesting… Considering I know what LSD does (had to take a class on drugs in ROTC), but considering Merrick seems like a hard-ass, I'm not quite sure how exactly it would affect him… Well, here goes nothing for a bit of comedy…

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~Spitfire out

Everyone knew Merrick was a heavy drinker but this was a whole other level. He stumbled through the door of the rec room, wide eyed and breathing heavily, baring the door with his body.

"The deadly chicken! It's attacking!" he yelled, moving faster than anyone had ever seen him move before to bar the door with whatever he could get his hands on, including a pair of tennis shoes, a lamp, and a pencil.

"What the fuck…" Keegan said when he saw Merrick doubled over in the corner, jittery and eyes darting every which way.

"Hide! Or the deadly chicken will kill us all!" he shouted.

Keegan's chest seized up as he tried to contain a laugh but it got away from him, "What the fuck!" he repeated through his laugh.

Hesh threw a bewildered look towards Merrick but ignored his shouting and went back to the computer screen, only half listening.

There was a knock on the door and Merrick gave a small yell, scurrying to the back of the room and making himself as small as possible.

"The deadly chicken! It's coming!" He screamed in terror.

Kick rolled his eyes and unbarred the door, opening it to see Neptune, "What is going on?" he asked.

"Merrick," Kick said simply.

Neptune gave a knowing look, "Too much to drink again?"

"I'm honestly not sure," Keegan said, still staring at Merrick.

"No! Don't let it in, it'll kill us all and destroy the world!" Merrick shouted, somehow pressing himself further back into the corner.

"Uhh…"

"I don't know," Kick answered the unasked question.

Sorry it's so short guys; I really have no idea what I'm supposed to do here… Comedy isn't exactly my strong point so this is the best I can do with the 'Merrick on LSD' prompt… *shrug* it'll do…

Thanks for Reading, Fly High Aim Higher

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