Hello everybody this is The Rising Knight bringing you the 9th (10th) chapter of Soul Eater Cast Reacts To RWBY!... So... I'm back? *raises hand for a high-five* (Readers: We fucking hate you.) *high-fives self* Basically stuff happened. Now for the reference at the end of Chapter 8. That was reference was *cue drum roll* (Readers: We still fucking hate you. *throws severed leg at "Author"*). Well... That was grim... Grimm Eclipse! Hah! I'm not funny and off-topic. But yeah, the reference was Ouran High School Host Club so shout-out to Zyma-nee-22

Anyways, let's get back to the story!

The following is a fan-based parody. Soul Eater, RWBY & Red vs. Blue or whatever the hell I want mention are owned by RoosterTeeth, Funimation, Bones or to their respective owner.

The RWBY transcript is owned by the RWBY wikia and RoosterTeeth

The Rising Knight rises from his slumber wiping his eyelids to awake to the cast of Soul Eater & Soul Eater NOT! surrounding him.

"So you're finally awake" Soul says.

"Do you know how long it's been?" Anya scolded Rising Knight.

"How long has it been?" Meme asked curiously. Anya glared at Meme. Tsugumi & Tsubaki went over to Anya to settle her down.

"TOO LONG!" Patty yelled knocking him off Soul & Makas couch.

"It's been that long that Anya and Soul have gotten together!" Death added in with the same tone.

"REALLY?" Knight asked.

"No."

"Oh... So he got together with Maka the-"

"Not that either." Maka interrupted.

"It's made I the GLORIOUS Black Star angry and that's saying something!" Black Star bellowed.

"It isn't." They rebutted.

"Why are you guys so mean?" Rising Knight cried.

"Why are you so lazy?" Everyone countered.

"Right... Can I get a boost?" Rising Knight asked raising his hands up for help.

"You... are a good person. And people say... nice things about you." A guy in blue armor replied.

"Not a morale boost! Wait... CABOOSE!" Knight yelled scrambling to his feet and throwing him out of the house.

"Alright! Let's start the trailer!" Knight now feeling refreshed, chucked the disc into the DVD Player and pressed Play.

RWBY "Red" Trailer

"I'm hungry." Ragnarok whined.

"Really?" Anya retorted.

"Yeah. You got a problem with that snob face?" Ragnarok snapped.

"That's not nice Ragnarok." Crona told the Demon Sword.

"I am NOT a snob!" Anya hissed.

"It's alright! I'll go make some popcorn." Tsugumi responded quickly defusing the situation.

"Finally! Someone who is decent." Ragnarok sang out.

Tsugumi came back from the kitchen and brought Ragnarok a bucket of popcorn.

"About time!" Ragnarok shouted snatching the popcorn from Tsugumi's hands.

"Right, About time for you to shut up!" Tsugumi retaliated by whacking Ragnarok with Maka's book.

"Good job Tsugumi." Maka cheered.

"I learn from the best." Tsugumi giggled.

The beginning chords of "Red Like Roses" are heard as the black reveals the words:

ROOSTER TEETH presents

"This is pretty nice music." Soul spoke complimenting the music.

"It is pretty relaxing. You should try learning this piece on piano Soul." Maka added.

"You play piano? So does Anya!" Tsugumi shouted. Anya huffed and turned the other way.

The text glows and scatters in red and white petals, and the full moon is shown amid falling snow and a floating red petal.

"Why can't we have that type of moon? It looks much more normal than the one we have here." Maka complained.

"No way! Our moon is way cooler than that plain old thing!" Black*Star snorted. "Besides, who needs a moon when you are in company of a god?" He sang out. Everyone groaned.

"I may be forgetful but the moon looks different from the other episodes doesn't it?" Meme pointed out. Everyone suddenly realized in unison and immediately turned to Rising Knight. He shrugged.

"I don't know. Make up your own theory." He told the group.

A series by MONTY OUM

Several more petals join the original, which passes over the words and dissolves them in red and black.

A figure in a red hood and flowing cloak is seen under the moon and in a snowy landscape, the cape constantly producing dozens of wind-blown rose petals.

"And here is the main character." Liz answered joyfully.

"She isn't symmetrical. I don't like it." Kid grumbled.

"She looks kinda symmetrical with her hood -"

"No she doesn't". Kid cut her off.

"She's looks like Little Red Riding Hood." Patty indicated.

"Yeah she does Patty" Liz told her.

"-If she had a child with Kids papa." Patty added in.

"Patty. That's weird. I don't need a mental picture of my dad doing lewd things." Kid said out of disgust.

"Hehe. Sowwy."

An altar is seen near the edge of the cliff that the person is standing at, who turns and walks away to let the audience see the rose symbol on the marker and the words "Summer Rose - Thus Kindly I Scatter".

"Wow. She has an amazing voice." Tsubaki said in awe. Everyone nodded.

"The lyrics sound like your poems Maka." Crona stammered.

"Haha, yeah they do I guess." Maka answered awkwardly. "It sounds more like her poems actually." She thought.

"Do you want to write some poems now Maka?" Crona asked.

"How about later?"

"Ok..." Crona mumbled.

The red-hooded wanderer slowly walks through a snowy forest, where shadowy, beastly shapes quickly dart through, before coming to a clearing and looking around at the sight of around a dozen black-coated, red-eyed Beowolves circling their prey.

"She's a bit out of character don't 'ya think? Almost like she's trying to look cool. Like someone we know..." Liz said looking towards Soul.

"Oh shush. I AM cool." Soul exclaimed.

"I AM A GOD! Yahoooo!" Black*Star howled.

"Shut up will you!?" Maka yelled.

"NEVER! Hahaha!"

"MAKA CHOP!" Maka shouted as she planted the death weapon onto his head.

"I just realized. These wolf things-"

"Beowolves" Knight said.

"Beowolves are symmetrical! I love it!" Kid rejoiced clamping his hands together in happiness.

Three decide to dash forward and attack through jumping, but the figure disappears in a swish of rose petals, and the creatures crash to the ground and look up.

Outlined by the moon's light, her cape swirling around her body, is Ruby, who reaches behind her in slow-motion, pulls out a rifle, and fires a shot that blows a large part of a Beowolf's head out in a burst of blood-red smoke.

"NOOO! The symmetry!" Kid wailed.

"Don't be so dramatic." Liz said calmly. Knight smirked.

More Beowolves start to attack as Ruby lands. She leaps over the first beast and shoots it in the back, then, still in the air, blasts another one's side and gets into a position where she can fire at the third dead center. She rolls back and stands, unfolding Crescent Rose into its larger - and deadlier - scythe form.

"I still don't get why you can't turn into a gun." Maka told Soul.

"Maybe because I'm not a machine."

"But Tsubaki can turn into different weapons."

"That's because we're better than you." Black*Star commented.

"That's not true Black*Star." Tsubaki disagreed.

"Oh shush Tsubaki." Black*Star told her.

"Fine! If you want me to turn into a gun scythe then I'll do it! Blair!" Soul called out.

"Thank you!" Maka thanked him in a childish manner with a gesture of peace.

"Yes, scythie wythie?" The neko witch asks cheerfully.

"Turn me into a scythe gun like that." Soul demands pointing to the screen.

"...Okay!" Blair responded.

"Really? Is it that easy?" Soul and Maka asked. Blair nods.

"I'll do it if Soul helps me clean myself in the bath." Blair suggests.

"Deal." Maka agrees.

"WHAT?! I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS?!" Soul whined.

"Okay scythie wythie! C'mon now let's go!"

~~~TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES~~~

After a couple of minutes Blair arrives with Soul.

"Here's your new and improved scythe boy!" Blair shouted chucking Soul to Maka. Maka catches Soul whilst in mid transformation to reveal Soul in weapon form.

"Sweet!" Maka gasped. Maka swirled the gun scythe around and planted it in the ground.

"Ooh. What does this trigger d-"

~~~TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES~~~

"Yeah, I don't think I want a gun scythe anymore hehe." Maka laughs rubbing her bruised head.

"Let's just get back to the trailer." Soul grumbles looking cross.

One of the braver Beowolves goes forward, but Ruby merely spins, hooks its body in the curve of her blade, smiles at the camera as the monster growls, and fires the sniper section at speeds that sever the creature's body in a shower of petals. Both halves land on the ground, continuing to bleed roses, and the rest of the pack charges.

Souls nose slowly started to trickle blood.

"Soul your nose is bleeding. Are you alright?" Meme asked leaning towards Soul. But that somehow triggered a much bigger reaction from Soul. Soul nose started gushing out blood.

"I'm alright. It's normal for cool guys like me to act like this when there are big breasts and cute girls wielding weapons." Soul struggled while Patty was laughing in the background.

"First it was Yang, then Weiss and now Ruby! Geez Soul, you really are a perv." Maka scolded Soul.

"What can I say? I like women."

"You're turning into my dad."

"MAAAKKAAA!" Death Scythe bawled.

"Shut up!" Maka shouted as she threw a book at the door.

Ruby, rotating the weapon, unloads her spent bullet and drives the blade into the ground, firing from a single spot at several approaching monsters until one swipes at her feet, narrowly missing as she jumps up with Crescent Rose and blasts back, digging it into the ground again when she sees more creatures emerging from the woods.

A Beowolf almost gets her with its claws, but she twists out of the way, fires at the monster in front of her to make the weapon and wielder spin, and kicks at the one behind her. She twirls the scythe and cuts down Beowolves from both sides, dodging another attack to hook a beast in and blast out at an approaching creature to kill both.

"She's so strong." Tsugumi said looking rather amazed.

"That's because her weapon is also a gun." Maka told her.

"Is that a hint of jealousy I hear?" Ragnarok teased.

"No... Maybe.."

"Don't deny it. You're jealous of me aren't you? I can give you an autograph if you want." Black*Star roared.

"For once in your life can you stop being so narcissistic please?!" Maka snapped.

"So this is how commoners act when watching DVD's. I see..." Anya noted.

Ruby leaps over two, goes in to dismember and cut down one, and catches another's neck in her blade with her on the beast's back before pulling the trigger and beheading it while flying upwards.

"I now genuinely think that we have competition." Soul whispered to Maka.

"I guess we're going to have to train harder."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Damn. I'm too tired."

"Well you mentioned it."

"I know. I know." Soul muttered.

Two Beowolves follow, but she shoots her way down and slices them up when she has to block from a wolf's swipe on the ground, which pushes her back and lets her see the large number of enemies left.

"That's too many of them. I-I hope she doesn't d-d-d-die." Crona stuttered.

"Don't worry. There's only about 40 of them." Tsubaki attempted to reassure her but it only freaked her out even more.

"We could defeat them easily couldn't we sis?" Patty told her sister.

"With Kid's Death Canon I guess?"

"But I couldn't kill anything that is symmetrical. Dammit Liz you should know this by now." Kid yells at Liz still sobbing.

"Then I guess it's a no. We would be screwed Patty."

"I could easily beat them."

"Of course you could Black*Star." Anya cheered.

"Thank you Anya."

"I was being sarcastic."

"I say you aren't." Black*Star retorted then signing a photo of himself and giving it to the princess.

"What is she fighting again?" Meme cluelessly asked.

Nodding, Ruby drops her previous cartridge, inserts another with a cross symbol, loads it in, and blasts off at a higher speed than ever before, coming at the dumbfounded Beowolves like a rocket when she converts the scythe to a sickle-shape and spins her way through the mass, cutting up and down, left and right, leaving bullets, rose petals, and blackened body parts flying into the air. She disembowels them quicker and quicker until the last one falls, she blasts into a jump, and lands in a pose with her scythe hanging behind her as bullets rain from the sky.

Everyone jaws dropped.

"Gargantous!" Tsugumi blurts out

"That was pretty amazing for a commoner." Anya adds.

"Yeah, that was pretty cool." Soul agrees.

Maka & Death the Kid drop to the floor crying.

"The symmetry... WHY?" Kid wailed.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT!?" Everyone yells.

"I can't compete with her..." Maka sobs.

"YOU'VE GIVEN UP THIS EARLY!?"

While Liz, Patty, Tsugumi and Tsubaki tried to cheer up Maka and Kid, Soul readies the next trailer.

And scene!

And that is Chapter 9 (10) of Soul Eater Cast Reacts To RWBY! Hope you enjoyed it and leave a suggestion of a skit in the reviews (If you have one, duh (Shut up *slap*))

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