A/N : Ah, another new fic... this time, I really wanted to write fem!Kagamin... with big boobs and all that... (pervert Aomine seemed to be affecting my brain lately). This is an Aofem!Kaga (yes, the usual), so please enjoy, review, but no flame please... If you don't like it, you can simply pushed the 'back' button. This story was inspired by "Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge". But no, the story line is different.

Disclaimer : I don't own Kuroko no Basuke and its characters. They belong to their owner.

Warning : Gender-bend Kagami (fem!Kagami), Ao x fem!Kaga, protective!Gom x fem!Kaga, perviness, bad grammar, messed-up story, stupidity, AU and all.

Note : My fem!Kagamin is 170cm tall, and her voice actress is Paku Romi (Temari from Naruto, Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, Toushiro Hitsugaya from Bleach)


Chapter 1

The Feisty Hot-blooded Girl: Kagami Taiga Appeared!


Kagami Taiga moved to Japan without her father's consent. One day she just packed her bag, told her aunt she wanted to move to Japan and asked if she could live in her mansion. After that, Alexandra Garcia took care of Kagami's transfer to a school in Japan. Kagami left a message for her father and jumped to the next plan to Tokyo.

That was how she found herself in front of a Victorian-style mansion with ridiculously big front-yard; it took Kagami ten minutes walking while dragging her suitcase. She had to do something about this. Wasn't there supposed to be a butler or something in this place?! Kagami didn't bother to ask her aunt before, and now she regretted it. It was spring, almost summer, and the heat starting to get to her. Kagami had tied her long red hair into a ponytail, but still, the heat was unbearable. She felt like she could pass out anytime now…

Finally, the red head reached the front door. She searched for the key in her pocket and opened the front door. As expected, the mansion was empty. There was a classic staircase covered in burgundy carpet headed to upstairs. Kagami's sneakers created a noise as she walked on the sparkling marble floor. Well, what could she say? Alex was a rich woman, especially with her position as the vice-president of Hephaestus Communication. Kagami groaned when she realized she had to drag her heavy suitcase upstairs alone.

"Need a hand, Taiga-san?"

Kagami startled and jumped at the sudden question. She turned around and saw a boy at her age with pale blue hair and expressionless face.

"K-Kuroko! W-W-what are you doing here?! Are you following me?!" Kagami asked in her high-pitched voice since she was still hadn't recovered from the shock.

"Your father sent me," said Kuroko Tetsuya calmly. "He thought you need someone to keep an eye on you."

"Wait… Otou-san knows I go to Japan?" she asked.

"Of course. And it's my job to take care and protect you," said Kuroko. The pale blue haired boy might look weak and all that, but he was the second-in-command in Kagami family's personal bodyguard. In his young age, Kuroko had mastered at least ten martial arts and weaponries; including mastering different types of vehicle. "Besides, who knows what will happen to you if you live in this foreign country alone."

"Well, technically, this is my home country; and yours apparently," said Kagami. "Could you help me with this?" Kagami gestured to her suitcase.

"I know I can't leave you alone, Taiga-san," Kuroko mumbled. He helped the tall girl to lift the heavy suitcase. Upstairs, they met with a pretty long hallway, covered in classy burgundy carpet with some doors at both sides. Kagami smiled when she realized she could pick whichever door she liked. Kuroko had gone downstairs to take care of his own belongings.

Kagami dragged her suitcase and choose one of the rooms randomly. The door wasn't locked so she just opened it without thinking.

And then she stopped.

Her eyes widened at the sight before her. Her body was rigid because of the shock, and it took sometimes to analyze the sight of a half naked male in front of her.

Half.

NAKED.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Both of them screamed at the top of their lungs. Kagami quickly slammed the door shut and in matter of seconds, Kuroko had appeared beside her; ready to fight.

"Taiga-san? What's wrong?" Kuroko asked as he couldn't see any danger around them, and yet, Kagami had clutched him tightly and hid her face. Kuroko tried to keep his calm since he could feel the soft boobs of Kagami touched his back… Wait… This wasn't the time for that!

Kagami murmured something to him, but all that Kuroko could get was "male" and "naked", and Kagami kept pointing at the door before them. Kuroko calmed the girl down as he knocked. The door opened and a tall tanned male came out of the room with annoyed look on his face.

"What the fuck?! Who the fuck are you?!" the boy asked rudely. Kagami's face was still red, even though this guy had worn his clothes.

"Well, I could asked you the same question, Pervert!" Kagami retorted, face still red in embarrassment and now, anger.

"You're the one barging in without permission!"

"Why the hell didn't you lock the door?!"

"Ah, it seemed like Garcia-san has forgot to mention this…" Kuroko said as he sighed.


There were four other guys who lived in the mansion beside the tanned boy. The first one was the rude tanned boy with dark blue hair himself. There was also a purple haired giant who kept munching on his snack, and a red haired boy with the aura of authority around him. The other two was a green haired guy with glasses and a hyperactive blond with pretty face. Now all of them were sat in front of Kagami and Kuroko, all of them held puzzled expression on their face.

Kuroko's laptop was opened between them as he logged in to Skype and saw that Alex was online. They set a video call, asking for explanation about this situation.

"Aaah~! I forgot to tell you about that…!" Alex said as she laughed guiltily. "These boys live in my mansion for awhile, since they had no place to go. They were basketball prodigies, and I've decided to help them by providing accommodation and scholarship."

"And you just forgot to tell me that I have to live with five guys and not counting Kuroko as well?!" Kagami yelled at the laptop screen.

"I'm really sorry, Taiga… I think I can arrange something…" Alex looked very guilty now. She knew how disappointed her niece was, and she didn't want that. Kagami, being a kind-hearted girl she was, only took a deep breath.

"I'm okay, Alex… I was just… surprised, that's all," Kagami said. "You've got your hands full just for transferring me here in short notice; I think I can manage to live here. Besides, I have Kuroko to take care of me." She glanced towards the five boys who hadn't said anything. They hadn't even introduced themselves, and Kagami hoped they won't think of her as a bother.

"Well, if you okay… But can I talk to Kuroko and the boys, please?" Alex asked.

"Oh, yeah… Sure…" Kagami stood up from her seat and went out of the room.

That left six males in front of the computer and Alexandra Gracia put on her cold mask as she addressed the boys. Before she could say something, the boys had started to shout.

"The hell with that?!"

"I haven't heard anything about this, Alex…"

"It's not appropriate to have a girl in all-boy household-!"

"I want my snacks~"

"Alex-cchi~!"

"SHUT UP, EVERYONE!"

A single line from Alex quickly sent the five boys to mute. Now they stared at the blond woman on the screen who was now rubbing her temple and adjusting her glasses. She sighed. This wasn't supposed to happen. She really did forget that she had five basketball prodigies free-loading in her mansion in Tokyo. It was too late now. She couldn't arrange something for her Taiga, so she had no choice but to make house rules for everyone.

"I don't have much choice here, so I will set up some house-rules since Taiga will live with you guys," Alex said. The boys groaned, only the red head who was the only one who could stay calm. "No buts. First, no one touches my niece. Touch her, I'll cut you balls off and fed them to the dogs. And by touch, I mean it in sexual context and so on. Kuroko here will keep an eye for you. Second, respect her privacy. She's a girl, she needs it. Third, you have to treat her right and protect her from anything. You hear me? Or else, you can just leave my mansion and I'll revoke your scholarship and I'll make sure you can't play basketball anymore for the rest of your life. Do I make myself clear?" Alex asked in a sharp tone which made the boys gulped (well, maybe except for Akashi who was still very calm).

"Yes, ma'am! Crystal!" they answered in unison.

"And no inappropriate behavior around her. No running around the mansion naked and such. Once I heard you show disrespect towards my niece, you'll know you'll be doomed for the rest of your life."

"Y-yes, Ma'am."

"Okay. Kuroko-kun, can you fetch Taiga for me? I want to talk to her…"

"Sure, Alex-san," Kuroko stood up and walked out of the room. Kagami returned with a bright smile, she chatted for awhile with his aunt while the six boys only watched from their seats. After a short good-bye, they finished and Kuroko turned off his laptop.

Now, Kagami turned to the boys. Did she just say she was fine living with these guys? They were boys for God sake! She knew she didn't want to burden her aunt, so the decision sounded fine at the moment. But when he thought about it now, it was like a huge mistake. She was glad Kuroko was here though. The pale-blue haired boy always protected her since they were kids.

"Why don't we introduce ourselves-ssu?" the pretty blond boy said excitedly. "My name is Kise Ryouta-ssu! Teikou High School first-year. I'm one of the basketball club members. Nice to meet you-ssu!"

Kagami smiled at the blond. He seemed to be loud and annoying, but his sunny personality was nice.

"I'm Akashi Seijuuro, Teikou high, first year. I'm the basketball club's captain," the calm red head said.

"Midorima Shintarou, same as those two. My sign is Cancer," the green haired boy said as he adjusted his glasses."What's yours?"

"Ehm… Leo?" Kagami answered. She wasn't sure why the boy asked him his sign, but Midorima quickly mumbled something under his breath.

"My name is Murasakibara Atsushi… Nice to meet you, Tai-chin~" the very tall, purple haired boy said lazily.

"'C-chin'?"

"It's his habit to add '-chin' on people's name. I'm Aomine Daiki," said the dark blue haired boy Kagami saw earlier. The memories made her blush in embarrassment though it seemed like the boy didn't mind it anymore.

"I'm Kagami Taiga… Nice to meet you," Kagami said. "And this is Kuroko Tetsuya, he's my—"

"I'm her bodyguard," said Kuroko calmly. He walked closer to the boys and whispered in menacing aura so Kagami couldn't hear him. "So if you tried to do anything to Taiga-san, well, think again."

After the introduction, Kagami had remembered the name of these boys. They offered to help her to show her the room. Kagami chose the furthest room upstairs, so it was separated from the boys' rooms. Beside, the room was larger and it facing the garden. Kagami liked the room. It was used to be her mother's when she was still alive and lived in Japan with her aunt. Alex too, always adored this room.

Kagami threw herself on the bed. She was really tired after the long trip from Los Angeles to Tokyo. She wanted a small nap before dinner. So, she closed her eyes and fell into deep slumber.


Meanwhile, six boys were still gathered in the living room. Akashi sat on his seat on the head of the table while the others sat on their respective seats. Aomine and Kise on one side of the table while Murasakibara and Midorima on the other side. Kuroko still stood in the corner, observing. These people was dubbed as the Generation of Miracles. Apparently, they were basketball prodigies from Teikou High Basketball Club. Kuroko hadn't had much data on them, but give him 24 hours, he would find everything he needed.

"Excuse me, everyone. The plane trip was tiring, so I will take my leave now. Please do not disturb Taiga-san's sleep. I'll know if you do," Kuroko said calmly as he retreated to his room. Leaving the rainbow heads to their discussion.

"Akashi, have you heard about this before?" Midorima asked the red haired captain after Kuroko left.

"No, I haven't. I was surprised though," Akashi said calmly.

"But isn't it fun? I mean, it's a nice change to have a girl around, right?" Kise asked enthusiastically.

"Are you stupid? She's Alex's niece! Though I can't deny she got nice rack there…" Aomine said.

"Please refrain from your perverted thought, Ahomine," Midorima said sharply.

"What? She has big boo—"

"Aomine!"

Aomine only smirked as he leant to his seat. Well, it was true though. Kagami Taiga surely had big boobs, small waist and proportional hip. Add to the fact she had rather cute face, even with the weird split eyebrows. Her hair was slightly disarrayed, but somehow it suited her well, and made her more attractive. And who was he to deny it? And Kise was right. It was nice to have girl around, since the boy couldn't do much by themselves. No matter how smart Akashi or Midorima, they still couldn't cook and they were sick living out of takeout foods. Maybe Kagami could cook? But Aomine shuddered at the thought of Kagami was like his childhood friends and cousin; Momoi Satsuki. She couldn't cook to save her life!

"But don't you think she looks cute-ssu?" Kise asked.

"That's not the point," said Midorima. "For a girl living in the house full of men… It's inappropriate!"

"So what're you going to do, Shintarou? Kick her out?" Akashi asked calmly. "No. If we just do like what Alex had said, we'll be fine. Besides, let's observe her first, okay? It's too soon to judge her merely by appearance."


Akashi was surprised when he entered the kitchen next morning and smelled a wonderful smell of bacon. When he opened the door, he was surprised to see the red-haired girl was stood before the stove. Her long hair was braided (it was rather sloppy since some strands weren't in place) and she wore a pink apron over her black t-shirt and basketball shorts. Kagami Taiga turned around and smiled when she saw Akashi in the kitchen.

"Good morning, Akashi... Sorry, I just use the kitchen without permission…" Kagami said cheerily. "Would you like to have your breakfast now?"

"Uuh… Thanks…" Akashi mumbled as he sat and saw the morning paper was ready on the kitchen table.

"Coffee, tea, milk, or juice?" Kagami asked.

"Coffee would be nice…" Akashi said.

Expertly, Kagami was multitasking. Prepared coffee for Akashi while fried more bacon and eggs for breakfast.

"Would you like some sugar and creamer?" Kagami asked.

"No. Just black," Akashi said. In a few minutes, there was a cup of coffee, a plate of bacon and sunny-side eggs, and toasts in front of Akashi. Kagami was still busy when the kitchen door opened once again, and this time, Midorima entered. He sat on the stool and turned on the small TV in the kitchen, searching for his daily Oha-asa horoscope.

"Morning, Midorima. Breakfast?" Kagami asked as she placed another plate in front of Midorima.

"Thanks."

"Coffee or tea?"

"Coffee. Black, two sugars."

"Sure."

"I'd like some tea, Taiga-san…"

"AAAA!" Kagami screamed which quickly alerted two boys in the kitchen. "Kuroko! Stop doing that!"

"I'm sorry…" Kuroko had appeared with his legendary bed-head. He took place next to Akashi and watched as Kagami prepared more breakfast. Soon, the kitchen was filled with rainbow colored heads. Kuroko decided to help Kagami, while Murasakibara followed the girl around the kitchen asking for his breakfast and snack. After a rather hectic morning in the kitchen, they finished the breakfast. Kise and Kuroko kindly offered to clean up, and Kagami was grateful. She was still tired after all. She decided to use her morning for some light reading.

The morning went on without too much scenes. It was Monday after all and tomorrow would be her first day at school. Kagami was a bit nervous when she thought about that. Alex had prepared her school uniform, and it was now folded in her closet. Also her books and all. Alex had enrolled her in Teikou High School, the same school in which the boys went to. She only hoped she could adapt well, maybe joined female basketball team or something. That would be nice…


"So? It's been 24 hours," said Midorima. "What do you think?"

"She's nice-ssu!"

"Well, she could cook…"

"Her cooking is delicious-ssu!"

"Tai-chin gives me treats… She's nice~"

"And apparently she could do the house chores perfectly…"

"She's not here as you maid, though," a new addition of voice startled the boys. They quickly found Kuroko had sat there with them.

"I know, Tetsuya."

It was concluded then, that Kagami Taiga was a nice addition in their house. Besides, it felt rather good to be greeted every morning by a girl with bright smile and pink apron in the kitchen.

It was nice indeed.


A/N : How's that? I hope it's fine~ Please review for more chapter~