OMAKE

Alfred woke first on day five. He blinked his eyes open slowly, giving a faint smile as he saw what he was facing. Oh, Arthur.. Wait a moment, Arthur?! He jolted back in surprise, accidentally waking the Briton in his arms.

"Calm down." Arthur instructed, not opening his eyes. "I'm too tired to deal with your nonsense and violent movements." Gulping, Alfred nodded, and tried to shuffle back. He was starting to remember truth or dare last night, but was still shocked and confused. Arthur's head was a weight on his arm, and he couldn't move it at all. "There, you did your dare." Arthur sighed, rolling over and giving Alfred his space.

"Good morning," Alfred sighed, rubbing his head. "Man, last night was weird."

"So weird."

"How about we never talk about it again?"

"Deal."

They shuffled out from the cubby, and Arthur headed to the kitchen to make himself some tea. After checking his Facebook notifications, something dawned on Alfred.

"Hella!" he hollered throughout the flat.

"What the hell are you on about? Hella isn't even a word." Arthur called back, voice flat as he returned to the bedroom, cuppa in hand.

"I've got an idea today," explained Alfred, grinning brightly and practically jumping out of bed. "This is great! I've got you a costume, so you don't need to worry."

"Wait a minute, costume?" the Briton mumbled dryly, narrowing his eyes.

"Costume!" Alfred echoed, digging about and pulling out his Batman outfit. "This one's mine. Remember how I left when you were asleep the other day? Well, I was at the mall (don't ask why), and I totally found a costume for you."

"Should I be worried?" Arthur murmured over his mug.

"Nah, it's totally cool. Lemme go get it!" he chirped, bounding out of the bedroom and past Arthur. He returned a minute later with a folded costume, which Arthur feared would end up causing him a migraine. Alfred unfolded it to show, and Arthur almost jumped.

"Robin!" Alfred beamed, trying to force the costume toward Arthur. "I'm Batman, so you're my sidekick."

"Oh, for Christ's sake.." Arthur murmured, taking the cosplay and just staring at it. "Please tell me you're joking-" he looked up, and saw Alfred staring at him with puppy-dog eyes. Damn him.

"I'll make breakfast, you go try it on," Alfred cooed, giving Arthur a nudge before going into his cubby to get his laptop. "I didn't know your size, so I just guessed."

"I don't even have a choice, do I?"

"Nope!"

Arthur put his teacup down and hesitantly moved to the bathroom, where he changed into the costume. It was too small. Moreover, way too much of his legs were showing. Short-shorts were not something he wanted to wear, ever. Meekly, he poked his head out of the bathroom door, and Alfred caught his eye instantly.

"Come on out," he enticed, smiling and being the usual ray of sunshine. Shyly, Arthur toddled out from behind the door, and used the cape to hide behind. This was more than embarrassing. Mortifying? Humiliating? That's a little closer to the mark. Perhaps degrading.

"Ohhhh my god," whispered Alfred, bouncing to his feet and rushing to Arthur. "C'mon, move the cape, I wanna see,"

"What are you now, a pervert?" squeaked Arthur, taking a step back.

"What? No!"

"Then you don't get to see."

Alfred raised a brow. "So if I was a pervert, I would get to see?"

"No, that's not what I meant! Shut up!"

Alfred laughed softly, and put a hand to his hip. "C'mon, boy wonder." Slowly, and very hesitantly, Arthur moved the cape. The little shorts of the outfit pinched at his upper thighs, and he felt incredibly embarrassed.

"There, now I'm going to change back," Arthur muttered, moving the cape back in front of him and practically diving back into the bathroom.

Alfred was left standing there, gawking over what he'd just seen. Oohhhhh goodness. "I was gonna say we go and do fun stuff at the mall as Batman and Robin," he called, covering his flushed cheeks with his hands.

"No way in hell is that happening, Alfred!" cursed Arthur, who was hurriedly changing back into more comfortable clothes.

"Shot down by Robin, ouchie."

there we go thers the lame omake since some people asked for it! im so sorry ahah

its basically what was originally in the plan for the beach chapter, but i cut it out because it was a bit.. i dont know, it just didnt seem to fit.