All things considering, it was a great idea. Fast, easy, and it would bring in lots of cash. Lavi just didn't know how much over his head he was going, despite Allen's constant warnings and protests. I guess that's just how the natural order went, Lavi would come up with seemingly ridicules ideas, Allen would advise him not to, and Lavi would blatantly ignore Allen. That is if he even heard Allen to begin with. No matter the idea, the end result was always an 'I told you so' from Lavi's part.

You could say this whole thing started on a Sunday morning when Lavi turned on his television set. It was the kind of morning one would remember from their childhood, or at least Lavi did. He woke up around 9:45 feeling like it was much earlier. The dust in the house danced in a beam of light leaking from the space between the window and the curtain like little specks of snow or glitter floating in the wind. It held Lavi's attention for all of 30 seconds before he wobbled into his kitchen to retrieve a box of Lucky Charms cereal which he brought into his living room. Pieces of oats spilled out of the top of the box as he haphazardly plopped himself onto the couch. He didn't mind, he thought the oat pieces were gross anyway, he preferred the marshmallows.

"They should make a cereal that's just the marshmallows." Lavi thought brilliantly to himself as he grabbed the remote and pressed the red 'on' button and shoved a hand full of cereal into his mouth. Lavi was ready for some much need Sunday morning cartoons, but received only black and white dots that jolted up and down accompanied by the sound of static. Or as Lavi called it, the sound you would hear at the gates of hell.

"What the hell?" Lavi muttered while chopping mindlessly on a mouth full of oats and marshmallows. His immediate response was to violently press all of the buttons on the remote in hopes life would return to the TV but resulted in Lavi calling out to his roommate. "Allen!" he shouted out in hopes he would wake up his younger friend "Allen! Help! Allen! I need you! Alleeeeeeeen!"

"What on earth?" Allen barked as he entered the room with his hand grasped around his white hair in anguish.

"Allen the TV's not working." Lavi said as a fist full of cereal entered his mouth. "What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know." Allen declared examining the TV but not really caring much about it. "You're the one who's good with problem solving."

"Allen, what's wrong with it." Lavi repeated "I want to watch some cartoons."

"Let's see." Allen began "did you pay the cable bill?"

"Cable bill?" The red head looked up from his place on the couch. "Did you pay the cable bill?"

"Lavi, that's just what I asked you." Allen said accompanied with a sigh "It was your job to pay the cable bill."

"Awe man!" the red head groaned throwing his back against the back of the couch and spewing cereal all over the place. "What am I supposed to do now?"

"Well," Allen began, walking over to Lavi and removing the box of Lucky Charms from his hand before he could further make a mess of their living room "You could just live without TV and internet, or you could pay the cable bill."

"What?" Lavi spat while reaching his arms out to get the box back from Allen, who just pulled it further away. "The internets out too?"

"Most likely."

Lavi reached forward to the coffee table in front of him and opened up his laptop that had been sitting there. While he waited for it to start up, he leaned forward and examined his white haired roommate. Allen was dressed in his usual, a button down shirt with a cardigan on top, well-fitting dark jeans, and a pair of chuck tailors that paired well with the rest of his ensemble. His white hair was combed neatly down, but Lavi made note that his younger friend no longer made any attempts to cover the scar on the left side of his face with his shaggy hair. At least he didn't try when he was around Lavi anymore, that is.

"Dude, why are you dressed?" Lavi asked upon his examination "Did you sleep in that or something?"

"What? I've been up since seven." Allen replied "I'm not just going to sit in my pajamas all day, I'm actually planning on being productive Lavi."

"Don't you sleep naked anyway?" Lavi joked as his laptop made a noise signaling that it had stared up

"Wha? No I do not!" Allen clarified with a blush lightly present on his pale cheeks. But Allen's word's never made it to Lavi's ears. The older boy was focused instead on the computer that sat in front of him.

"Damn!" Lavi growled "No internet. No cable. Just shoot me!" Lavi fell backwards dramatically on the couch and let out a distressed rumbling noise from the back of his throat.

"Just pay the bill Lavi." Allen insisted

"Man, you know I'm broke." Lavi replied turning to his and attempting to lay in the fetal position "Can't you just pay it this month?"

"I already pay the water bill and the electrical bill." Allen answered "And you should know as well as anybody that I'm broke too. In fact, it was because of you that I lost my last job."

"You know that wasn't my fault!" Lavi wined as he rocked side to side

"If you're so set on having cable and internet, why don't you try to get a job?" Allen suggested

"I can't get a job." Lavi dismissed the idea and continued with his sulking "I can't watch cartoons. I can't update my blog. I can't even look up porn."

"I'm deeply disturbed by that." Allen commented deciding now was the time to leave the room "And there were ways of doing things before the internet, Lavi."

"Allen you're right!" Lavi said perking up "There were other things!"

"Yeah that's what I said."

"Before people could look up porn on the internet, they used to buy them on tape!" Lavi jumped off of the couch started walking towards the shorter boy

"That's not exactly what I was saying."

"I mean pornos used to bring in mad amounts of cash!"

"Okay." Allen stammered and began walking backwards to get away from Lavi, who was drawing himself closer

"People that made them got some much money, so much respect," Lavi hooked his arm around Allen's shoulders probably unaware Allen was even trying to make a break for it. "So much sex. Allen this is the best idea yet. Let's make a porno!"

"That is defiantly not what I was saying."

"I've got this camera gramps gave me a few years back, we can film it on that. You and me Allen, we can do this!"

"Y-you and me?" Allen repeated with a hot feeling in his face "L-like"

"In front of the camera." Lavi provided "Chicks are totally in to that freaky guy on guy crap. Yowchie, or whatever it's called."

"Lavi I have no idea what you're talking about." And said, now sure that he was blushing "and I'm not going to have sex with you in front of a camera!"

"Oh so you'll have sex with me without a camera?" Lavi suggested lowering his eye brows and giving a smirk

"Would you shut up?" Allen braked escaping Lavi's arm "This is the worst idea you've ever had. It's not even going to work."

"Awe Allen!" Lavi pouted, bending down so he could meet Allen's eye line. "You're always putting me down! Is this how you're going to raise our children?"

"No, I uh" Allen began to stammer partially losing himself in Lavi's deep emerald abyss of a left eye and the somewhat intimidating enigma of the eye patch covering his right one "Cut that out Lavi! What do you even mean our kids? You red haired moron."

"You know what I mean Allen." The pout on Lavi's face molded in to a smirk that found its way into the tone of his smooth voice "This, is gonna happen." Lavi began to motion back and forth from himself and Allen with his hand "No use denying it beansprout. You and I are probably gonna end up together. Might as well let it start in front of a camera."

"Would you please stop this already?" Allen pleaded continuing on his venture out of the living room "It's really not a good idea to make a porno. I honestly don't see how someone as smart as you can be a real dim wit sometimes."

"If you don't wanna be in it, I've got the perfect people in mind." Lavi mused ignoring Allen's words and following him out of the living room and into the kitchen "You can just help with the filming and production. I've got a great idea for a plot! Man this is gonna be killer!"

Allen sighed as he put the box of Luck charms back into their cabinet. Lavi already began brainstorming this idea and all hopes of disbanding it were not lost. Arguing was useless. The only thing to do now was go along with it to make sure that Lavi didn't get himself hurt or arrested in the process. Just the same as things had always been since they met and though Lavi's ideas were idiotic, he always had his and Allen's best interests in heart.

"So you'll help, right?" Lavi asked

"Yeah." Allen sighed "Looks like I don't really have a choice."

AN: This is my first fanfic, so I'm sorry if I'm doing it wrong or sucking at it. If this sucks, blame it on the fact that I wrote this in about an hour based on an idea that came to me at around 3:00 in the morning.

I wan't to add that the title is based off of the movie Zach and Mari make a porno and add a disclaimer to that, sooo

I do not own zach and mari make a porno

I also have never seen it, so I'm not sure it this is anything like it. I just wanted to write about Lavi forcing Allen to make a porno with him.

I love writing about porn

I also do not own -man.

Sorry about the existence of this fanfic. The next chapter will be out some time, maybe. Thank you a lot for enduring this and reading. I appreciate it. I guess review if you would like. Thanks again!