Chapter 2
The two humans stood with a deer-in-the-headlights- look as the three men walked closer. Their hearts began to beat faster and faster in sync. Human! America's heart got faster and faster as her eyes drifted over to Japan. She was using all her will power to hold her fangasm.
Yep, while Human! Russia fangirled over the tall Russian man, she fangirled over Japan, and occasionally America, and rather badly.
Her face felt like it was covered in boiling buckets of lava and she felt faint. Human! Russia elbowed Human! America hard in the ribcage and she replied by stepping on her foot in return. Human! Russia then elbowed her back twice as hard in the gut, forcing the air out of her body for a moment.
The happy Italian saw the two girls jabbing at each other. Human! America had blue gloom lines going down her face while she fell down into a fetal position.
The Italian ran over worried, crying, "Ve~! Ve~! Pretty bellas mustn't fight! You'll ruin each other's pretty faces."
The blonde, strict man spoke, annoyed, "Italy leave the girls—"He couldn't finish as Human! Russia exploded, "ITALY! HIIIIII!" and tightly glomped him. The Italian smiled, "Si! Ciao!" and tightly hugged her back.
It looked strange as Italy was about twice the height of Human! Russia. The other Axis stared, half shocked, as Italy glomped the stranger that obviously didn't look like she belonged in their world.
Meanwhile, Human! America has crawled away out of sight behind the Allies to avoid the Axis countries… or just Japan…
Finally Germany spoke, "Uhh… Vhy is zhere a human girl here anyvays? Jou KNOW humans aren't allowed here! Even if it is neutral territory!"
The Allies stayed silent as they debated whether or not they should tell the enemy of these two girls out of nowhere… they didn't need to debate in the awkward silence for long, as a very loud mouth American spoke, "Well dude! For your information, there are TWO human girls here. AND because it's our meeting, we don't need to answer!" The blonde American crossed his arms as he had a proud smug look on his face.
Germany just stared at him like 'Such a moron' look and was about to call Italy before said country came to him jumping up and down excitedly, still holding onto Human! Russia tightly in his arms.
"This-a lovely lady likes pasta and knew-a strangely a lot about me! Can I-a keep her, please, please, please?!"
Germany grunted, "Italy. It's a human girl, not a pet." He jabbed his finger at the Italian's forehead. Italy's face saddened as he holds the girl he made instant friends with tighter. "But…but… I'd-a take good care of her!"
"Plus… a girl is a lot of responsibility…" Germany trailed off.
"I-a know a lot about girls! I-a was taught a lot on how-a to take care of them! Please?!"
Germany thought for a moment, and then replied like a sad parent to a child. "Just no Italy. Maybe someday… but not today."
Italy's mouth became a squiggly line as his chin rested on the girl's head. Then his face brightened up. "Alright-a then, can I-a at least watch-a over her for the-a meeting?! Lunch is-a over anyways and we ALL got to get-a back!"
Everyone went silent as, for once Italy was right. Germany sighed. "Alvight. Just for zhe meeting zhough."
Italy squealed like a high school girl as he ran off back to the meeting room. Human! Russia was giving derpy laughs as she couldn't feel her arms cause of the bubbly Italian's hugs.
The she looked over Italy's shoulder at the other Russia. He got slight chills down her back as she saw a dark aura and a hand around his famous lead pipe, she suddenly feared for Italy's life…
Under his breath, in his native tongue, spoke, "смотреть его италия! она моя kolkolkolkolkol…"
After Italy was out of sight, Germany sighed again. " Japan, I'm going to catch up wizh zhe idiot. Can you vatch yourself for now?"
Japan nodded. "Hai, of course Doitsu-san."
After Germany walked away after Italy, the Allies looked around and their stomachs dropped. Human America was gone!
POOF!
Britain whispered to China, "Hey! Where did the other brat go?!"
"Aiya! Like I know, aru! Isn't she technically America's problem?"
America got an irk mark. "What's that supposed to mean?!"
France butted in. "Well… an Axis just ran off with one of zhem and zhe ozher ran off in a place banned to humans… especially teenager 'umans…"
"Well, since its Italy, I doubt we'll have trouble getting her back… she might be seen as a nuisance by Germany," England replied.
"Exactly, fool!" yelled France. "He kills zhose who annoy hum!"
"Then why is Italy alive, aru?" pointed out China and a small sweat drop went down their heads.
Soon the countries put Human! Russia out of their minds and thought about Human! America and where she might of went. They felt like they were on babysitting duty for crying out loud! Plus, they still don't know WHO these girls were or where they came from. Where the hell were they?!
Russia, on the other hand, was worried about his "human counterpart". He was quiet as always so no one noticed him when he left the conversation to go back to the meeting room. He had gotten strange feelings around that girl. He didn't know what he was feeling, but it was something he never felt before for a long time. Until he figured out why she makes his hear pop out, he was going to watch and protect her… oh god was he turning into Belarus for this girl?!
Russia was so into his thoughts, he didn't notice he was passing an eavesdropping Japan, who was listening carefully to the Allies' conversation about the mystery girls. He couldn't hear much, but enough to understand.
He walked past the squabbling group… he doesn't know why, but he had a strange feeling he knows where the missing girl was…
He walked through the well decorated halls that he's barely been through before. But he stopped at a dead end. At the dead end, there's a big shelf with lots of colourful books. On the top of the ten foot shelf was a bit of space between it and the ceiling. In that space, you could hear heavy snoring.
Japan looked up. 'I-Is she asleep?! H-How did she even get up there without her falling? Werr… It is pretty sturdy…'
Japan stood there thinking on how to get the girl down. Shockingly, he looked at the side of the shelf and found a ladder built into it.
'That's how she must have gotten up there.'
He hesitantly climbed up the sturdy ladder and when he got to the top, met with source of the loud snoring.
She looked comfy on the clean surface, wrapped up in her magic cloak she hasn't taken off yet. 'Why is she sleeping?'
Japan gently removed the girl's hood so he could see her face. He was taken aback a tiny bit as she looked very different. He couldn't put his finger on what kind of different… He didn't know if it was wise to wake her up or not so he pinched her nose.
She snapped her eyes straight open with a panicked look, like she didn't know where she was. Her eyes looked down and soon found herself on the floor with a THUD.
Japan had a sweatdrop as he climbed down gracefully. "You okay miss?" he asked her quietly. Human! America was mumbling swear words as she stood and slowly turned around.
'Ah shit' she thought. She put her hood back on. "What do you want?" she asked, not trying to sound rude.
"Why were you sreeping up there?" he asked. Human! America really didn't know how to… act… in front of him…
"I wasn't at first… I was just plain hiding. I thought it was a great hiding spot. But then due to my panic, my brain went on a reboot and I fell asleep…"
"You sleep when your anxiety is bad?" Japan asked.
"Yes…" Human! America replied hesitantly.
"Why is your anxiety up?" he asked again.
'Shit…' she didn't know how to respond! "Ummmm… you don't need to know…" she shrugged a bit.
"O-okay…" replied Japan nervously. Then for a few moments, there was an awkward silence. Human! America started to get fidgety and started to walk past him to get away.
Japan finally spoke. "Wait… what is your name at reast?"
"My name is Jorden, but I've been called America for years." She looked at him, briefly giving him a look of her new animated face. He was confused. 'America?' He finally let her go as she booked right out of there.
Human! America was running through the building like a mad woman before she smashed right into Human! Russia, who was, for some reason, holding a large sunflower bigger then herself. Human! America didn't really wanna know…
"What's up~?" Human! Russia asked. Human! America slapped her.
"Don't 'What's up' me! How are you not panicking?! We're in a freaking anime! That is NOT supposed to be real! What the **** did we do?! The spell was just for play!" By now, Human! America's conscious and logic has packed up their suitcases and left her head. She started a very long panic rant.
Yep… she lost it.
She started rubbing her arms, legs and sides. "Look at us! We're not 3D! I'm losing it Russia! LOSING IT!"
Russia slapped America to calm her down and to get back at her. "1) You can't lose what you never had. 2) I'm a freak of nature. 3) What are you so worried about?"
Human! America started crying tears. Russia picked off a sunflower petal and handed it to Human! America. The petal was larger than a tissue. Human! America used it to wipe away the panic tears.
"We need to get home!" she cried.
Later… in the world meeting room, Japan picked up a weird flat machine that had a cow case and it said 'IPhone' on the side of it…
** "Watch it Italy! She's mine! Kolkolkolkolkol" in Russian (roughly)