AND AFTER THE GAME...

by chibilinnet

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I have to infect this section too!

*gets various boos and middle fingers pointed at her*

Hmph! Well, anyway, this is merely set after the game, where a bunch of stuff happens. Don't ask.

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After the defeat of Ansem, everything was back to normal at Destiny Islands, which was now called Disney Islands because those corporal Disney bastards tore down half of the island and set up a Disney theme park with Squaresoft. It was so damn loud that Riku could not get any sleep, and here he was browsing fanfiction.net.

"Ooh, they have a Kingdom Hearts story! Let's see how many fangirls I have.." he grinned, and clicked on the link. Lo, and behold, his emerald eyes widened in horror as he looked upon summary after summary of..

SoraXRiku pairings.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!" He screeched girlishly, jumping back as if the computer turned into the QUEEN SPIDER and was ready to eat him.

His squeal temporarily drowned out the horrible "theme-park music" for a few minutes and awakened Riku's father, the powerful, almighty..

Sephiroth! (aka Lance Bass)

and his wife, Aerith (aka Mandy Moore). But-

*Linnet gets hugged by avid AeriSeph fans*

-um, anyway, Sephiroth got mad. And you know how "meen" Sephiroth can get when he was mad. He ripped off the covers and stormed to Riku's room, and banged on the door.

"GODDAMMIT, RIKU, STOP SQUEALING LIKE A GIRL, YOU SOUND LIKE YER MOTHER!" He screamed.

"Sorry!"

"Better be.." The former general muttered and stalked away, falling happily into a coma-induced sleep after Aerith whacked him on the head hard with the Princess Guard.

Back at Riku's room, he pondered on many things while staring at the computer screen. Why did people pair him and Sora up? Why does Mom always beat Dad with a fancy stick? And why was he named after a FF10 character? And most of all..

Is Kairi a lesbian?

Thinking hurts Riku's head, a side effect of having a Mako-infested dad, a creepy Cetra mom and being on the dark side, making his father proud, for a brief moment. So He turned off his computer and fell asleep, waking up every so often to throw a brick at any stupid visitors trying to steal his underwear and sell them on eBay.

*******THE NEXT DAY*******

"Stupid goddamn tourists tried to steal the Masamune again! You'd think after two or three Super Nova summons they would learn but noooo..."

Sephiroth went on with his daily ritual of whining and bitching that started ever since Disney set up the theme park, while Aerith nodded her head automatically and made breakfast. Ah yes, the typical suburban family... well, almost.

"MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD!!" Riku called, sliding down the railing. "I'm going to my friend's house!"

"Have fun dear!" Aerith cooed. Sephiroth just grunted and started to clean the blood from the Masamune.

"Come back at 6:00, we'll kill some more tourists.." Sephiroth told him, trying to peel some dried blood left on the hilt.

"OKAY!!" Riku smiled like an idiot and skipped out the door.

"Honey, as much as you want to spend father-son time with him, I don't think killing innocent people is the right way.." Aerith muttered.

"Aw, c'mon, you just don't like killing because I killed you!" Sephiroth argued.

A whack on the head with the Princess Guard ended the conversation, leaving a satisfied grin on Aerith's face and a big bruise on Sephiroth's skull.

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Sora was staring at the water, missing his Ultima Weapon. Cloud had sued and gained back custody of the weapon, and all Sora had now was this stupid wooden stick.

"I miss my Keyblade.." Sora sighed, and threw a rock at the water. The fishes scattered and then regrouped. It reminded Sora of how stupid fishes were. He grinned and threw another rock. Fishies scatter, fishies come back. Fishies scatter, Fishies come back..

"Hey, Sora!"

Ah! Riku had found Sora, and now had to ask... the question...

"Sora, I have to ask you something!" Riku said, waiting for Sora to come over. But Sora was still engrossed in the fishies, throwing rocks at them. Annoyed, he knew the only thing that could break Sora's concentration.

"SOMEONE'S GONNA GET A SUPER NOVA SUMMONED ON THEM IF THEY DON'T GET YER ASS HERE!!!"

Zing! Faster than Donald Duck with his ass on fire, Sora was there, tapping his wooden sword on his leg.

"Yah?" He asked, mind trailing off to mental pictures of..

*static*

."Anyway, Sora.. I gotta ask you something.." Riku hesitated to ask. he question sounded stupid, but he had to ask, and he had to know!

"Sora.. do you.. erm.. have..feelings for me..in .. you know.. *that* way?"

Sora's eyes widened. Riku braced himself for the answer.

"Well.. I..-"

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*The author is not available right now. Please leave a message and call back later. Thank you-The Mental Hospital of Lancaster that was made up.

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SoraXRiku? SoraXKairi? RikuXthe rock blocking the way to the mushrooms?

The Cheshire cat knows all the answers.. but never tells… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!