The first thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me is Yoda with his crooked stick.
The second thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The third thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The fourth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The fifth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The sixth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The seventh thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The eighth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The ninth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: nine Y wing bombers
eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The tenth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: ten men on tontons
nine Y wing bombers
eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The eleventh thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: eleven X wing fighters
ten men on tontons
nine Y wing bombers
eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The twelfth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: twelve cruisers blasting
Copy Gold Leader
Gidyup!
PHEW PHEW!
YI E YA!
Wanna buy a slave?
AH! Chewbacca!
FIVE ION CANNONS!
Hello, mesa back!
DIE!
Use the force!
AND YODA WITH HIS CROOKED STICK!
The second thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The third thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The fourth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The fifth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The sixth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The seventh thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The eighth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The ninth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: nine Y wing bombers
eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The tenth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: ten men on tontons
nine Y wing bombers
eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The eleventh thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: eleven X wing fighters
ten men on tontons
nine Y wing bombers
eight yelling Ewoks
seven T-shaped frigates
six giant Wookies
five ion cannons
four long eared gungans
three pissed off rebels
two Jedi Knights
and Yoda with his crooked stick.
The twelfth thing in Star Wars that's trying to kill me: twelve cruisers blasting
Copy Gold Leader
Gidyup!
PHEW PHEW!
YI E YA!
Wanna buy a slave?
AH! Chewbacca!
FIVE ION CANNONS!
Hello, mesa back!
DIE!
Use the force!
AND YODA WITH HIS CROOKED STICK!