Yo! Guess who's back, back again? Ravioli's back, back again... Ahaha..

No.

Alright, I'm gonna rate this chapter to an M and a half. So about an M.5. Maybe T.75

I hope you like this chapter!

"All clear!" Connie whispered excitedly as Sasha made a thumbs- up sign. "Wait, what's going on? Nobody told me about the plans." Jean said curiously. "Honestly, Jean. Or should I say Mr. Horseface?" Eren smirked as Jean used a book to smack him with. "Ow! Hey, you didn't have to use that!" Eren hissed.

"Would you guys just shut up and let me inform him?" Hanji asked exasperatingly. Eren crossed his arms as he shot a look at Jean. "Fine."

Hanji turned to him. "As you can tell, we're on a mission to, well, let me put this bluntly: Make Captain Levi and [Name] fully fall in love. Pretty sweet, right?"

"B-but wouldn't that be considered a bit scandalous? I mean, love between a superior and a cadet." Jean asked.

"Pfft. Do you think we care about that? Besides, we already know that they're fond for each other. They just need some help with that." Hanji replied. "Now, let me explain the actual mission in detail. When dinner is over, we're gonna blow out all the torches once they come in, leaving this whole hallway to be pitch black. They'll probably stumble into each other, then embark to find matches, which is all the way in the Shortie's room in the dead end of the hallway. Once they open the door, one of us will lock it from the outside and start banging on it. Someone else will start scratching on the wall. You know, to make it all creepy. Besides, we all know that [Name] has a weird fear of the dark, don't we?" Hanji put her hands on her hips. "That's the plan! And we'll meet fifteen minutes before dinner to set stuff up."

Connie raised his hand. "How are we gonna enter the building without being seen?"

"We're all gonna hide in our rooms until I provide the signal to blow out all of the torches, which will be knocking on the wall, since our rooms are linked together."

"How are we going to know when they, um, you know.. kiss?" Eren asked. "We need someone to monitor them." Hanji said. "Ooh! Ooh! Please pick us!" Sasha and Connie jumped up and down, raising their hands. Hanji managed a smile. "Okay, Sasha, Connie, you guys are gonna be the spies. Don't screw up."

"Wahoo! Did you hear that, Connie? Spies!" Sasha exclaimed as she jumped in the air.

"Shh.. You'll be monitoring-"

"Spying," Connie corrected.

"Right. Spying near the outside window. When they kiss, one of you will run inside and tell me."

Hanji exhaled. "Alright. Got it all down? Then get your asses to sleep. We've got a big day. Like I said, we'll meet just after dinner. Night!"

"Captain..Captain..Levi..?"

You opened your eyes and put a hand near your head to block the sun's rays. "Muttering dirty things about me, eh?" You saw no other than Levi standing above you.

"C-CAPTAIN!" You yelled as you immediately stood up on your bed. Your slipped on a blanket and fell right on top of him, hitting the hardwood floor. You stayed in this position, blushing darkly.

"H-happy Halloween, Sir!" You exclaimed nervously.

You swore you could see the shock and redness in his face. "Fuck..[Name].." He groaned. Your eyes widened and your face turned pink as you stared at him. You felt light headed and continued to stare at Levi before you collapsed on him.

"[N-Name]?!" He exclaimed as he felt your warm, irregular breaths on his neck. He sighed as he tried to pick you up by grabbing you by the shoulders.

"Hey, [Name], have you seen the Captain-" Eren asked as he opened the door. He blinked twice and surveyed what was happening. "Get the fuck out of here, you little shit!" Levi growled.

Eren blushed madly and closed the door. "Sorry for the interruption."

Levi grunted as he tried to take your unconscious body off of his without hurting you. He then mustered all the strength he had and pushed you away from him. His face turned red as he realized that he had to carry you. He knelt down and put his arms around your legs, then your shoulders. He staggered back, then regained his strength and slowly put you on your small bed.

"The hell is wrong with you?" He whispered as he sat at your bedside. Levi sighed and brushed a hair out of your face. He stood up and walked near the entrance of your room. He glanced at you once more, then closed the door.

"God, just where is [Name]?" Sasha asked impatiently as she rested her head on the wooden table. Mikasa noticed Levi walking through the doors. "Captain, do you know where [Name] is?" She asked.

"She's not feeling well." He replied.

"Wh-what?! Not feeling well?! But-" Eren shouted as Jean smacked him. "Shut the hell up!"

Levi gave Eren a cold stare as he retorted against Jean.

"What are we gonna do?! We've gotta tell Hanji or-" Connie said as Levi sat at his table and started to talk to Hanji.

"She'll be fine. I just know it." Mikasa replied.

"Should we visit her dorm?" Armin asked worriedly as he turned to the two fighting. "Both of you, stop it!" Armin said to Eren and Jean.

Mikasa took a sip of her tea. "Let's just calm down. It'll be fine tonight." Jean turned to her. "H-how do you know?!" He asked, blushing. Mikasa pushed her plate toward Sasha. "A gut feeling."

Sasha's eyes lit up as she pointed at the food on Mikasa's plate. "F-for me?" She asked happily. Mikasa took the last piece of bread on her plate and ate it obnoxiously in front of her. Sasha had a grave look on her face. "H-how could you?"

"Hello." You said as you took a seat next to Mikasa. "You're alright!" Eren exclaimed happily. You smiled sweetly. "Yeah. Oh, thanks, Mikasa." You grinned as she pushed your plate towards you. "Feeling okay?" Armin asked. You shrugged. "Yeah. Just fine."

Eren grabbed your shoulders and shook you. "Are you alright?! I saw you! What did he do?!" You blushed madly. "E-Eren! Let go!" He did as told and put his hands on his head. "Is Captain really that much of a pervert?" He whispered. "Hah?" Jean asked. "What are you saying?" You slammed your head on the table. "[Name]?!" Eren raised his voice with a panicked tone. "What did he do?! The only thing I remembered was falling on top of him..What if.." Your voice drifted off as you lifted your head, your face red due to perverted thoughts. "H-HE COULDN'T HAVE!" You screeched. Connie jumped and knocked over Sasha's drink. "Ouch! The hell was that for?" Jean yelled. Eren started laughing as he saw the liquid that surrounded his pants. "Dude.. You look like you pissed yourself.." Eren said, trying not to laugh. "H-HOW IS THAT FUNNY?! GOD DAMMIT! SOMEONE HAND ME SOME TISSUES!" Jean shouted, standing up. Everyone in the mess hall turned and started laughing at the miserable sight.

Levi turned and raised his eyebrow at Jean. He then glanced at you. You made jazz hands in Jean's direction. "I DON'T THINK IT'S PEE!" You shouted in a sing song tone. Jean staggered back. "Oi! D-don't emphasize it-" He was interrupted by the sudden appearance of bread being pelted at his face by Eren. "THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!" Jean strode over to Eren and slammed him against the wall. "You wanna start this-"

Another piece of bread hit his face. Connie covered his mouth and tried not to laugh.

Mikasa examined a piece of bread in her hand that was taken from Armin, then threw it at Jean's face. She crossed her arms and looked around nonchalantly. "WHY ARE YOU ALL THROWING BREAD AT ME?!" Jean shouted at the table. Armin stood between the two. "Alright guys, you have to stop-" Someone threw another piece of bread at Armin. "Wh-what did I do?" He asked.

"BREAD FIGHT!" Connie announced loudly.

"NO!" Sasha screamed, clutching her bread.

Cadets started throwing their pieces of hardened bread at Jean.

"ATTENTION!" Erwin stood up.

Everyone focused their attention on him.

"I COMMAND YOU ALL TO STOP THIS MADNESS-" A piece of bread was flung at his face. The room was filled with "Oohs".

"Alright.." He muttered.

"Who did that?" He asked, his eyes wandering the room.

He walked around the mess hall, staring intently at everyone. A cadet stood up. "I-I did it, sir!" Erwin walked towards him.

"You did?"

The cadet saluted Erwin. "Y-yes, Sir!"

Erwin took a large chunk of bread. "Do you know what I'm going to do with this?" He asked with a hushed voice.

"Wh-what, Sir?"

Erwin took the cadet's hands and gave the piece of bread to him. "I'm going to give you good advice and tell you not waste your food. This goes for everyone as well."

The cadet stood there with his jaw dropped as Erwin walked back to his seat. Everyone in the mess hall gaped at the commander.

"We'll be cleaning for the day." He said as he sat down.

"D-did you see what just happened?" Connie asked.

Mikasa leaned on her elbow. "That was interesting.."

Jean sat down embarrassingly. "Thanks, Eren."

"It was only one piece of bread!" Eren exclaimed.

A bell rang, signaling the end of breakfast. "Oh. Well, see you guys later." You said as you stood up.

Everyone waved as Eren caught up with you. "You kind of started it. But I'm not gonna say that it wasn't funny." You chuckled as you looked back at Jean. "Poor guy." Eren made a thumbs-up sign. You met up with the rest of your squad and changed in your cleaning gear.

Hanji ran over to you as you were about to go into Levi's office to help him clean. "Hey Zoe!"

She waved. "Can I clean with you? I also wanted to see if there any more books." She grinned. You shrugged. "Sure."

You knocked on the door.

"State your name and business."

"It's Cadet [Name] and Lieutenant Hanji, Sir. We want to help you clean up."

"Enter."

You smiled as you walked in the room. "Hello, Captain." Hanji grinned. "Hey, Shorty!"

He sighed. "Dust the rims of the bookshelf."

"Yes, Sir."

Hanji wiggled her eyebrows as she inspected the spines revealing the titles of books. You smirked and rolled your eyes.

Hanji poked your shoulder. You turned to see her holding two explicit books. "Put those back!" You hissed. She giggled.

"Put what back?" Levi asked as he turned from scrubbing the floor. You blushed and gestured to Hanji. "U-um, the rag.. She put it on the very top of the shelf.." You stuttered as Hanji hid the books in her jacket while you were on your tiptoes, pretending to reach for something on the top shelf. Your hand grazed a book as he turned away. You pulled it to your view and examined it, only to find that it was a highly explicit magazine. You showed it to Hanji, in which she responded by accidently dropping all of the other magazines and guffawing loudly and unattractively at the particular one you showed her.

You covered your face with your hands, giggling as Levi whipped his head around. "The fuck is going on?" You widened your eyes as Hanji jumped and fell to the floor, with you following by extending your arms wide in front of her, preventing Levi from advancing.

"Cadet [Name], get out of the way." He said, as if he were to pierce you with venom in the next minute. You shook your head and stared into his eyes. "No, Sir, I cannot, Sir!" You replied. "Excuse me?" Levi answered with a glare. "Last time I let you hurt Miss Hanji, b-but now you can't, Sir!" You exclaimed, a pang of nervousness invading your voice.

"Now, Cadet." Levi simply said. Your body started trembling as the two of you stared each other down.

"I won't, Sir." You narrowed your eyes, gaining a surprised expression from him.

"D-damn, it's tense.." Hanji complained while flipping through the books and covering her nose with a handkerchief.

"Move now, Cadet. Or you'll be caught in this as well," He warned sharply. You stayed in the same position. "No, Sir-"

He started to run from the other end of the large office until you tackled him, yelling, "I WON'T LET YOU, CAPTAIN!" He grunted as you knocked him to the floor with a tight embracing position.

"What the hell?!" Hanji exclaimed. Levi stared up at you, shocked. "C-Cadet-"

"Forgive me for interrupting Sir, but didn't I tell you last time that I would avenge Eren and Miss Hanji?" You said with a smirk on your face, enjoying his reaction. "I," He stuttered. "What's wrong, Sir? Cat got your tounge?" You asked smugly. "Sh-shut the hell.." His voice drifted off as you leaned closer to his face. "Am I embarrassing you,"

"Sir?"

Levi drew in a breath as you twirled a lock of his hair in between your fingers after placing yourself on his lap. You giggled evilly and marveled at the sight of the embarrassed captain. You purposely shifted your weight on his lap and wet your lips. Hanji stared wide-eyed at you. She can play the sexy role really well, She thought, impressed.

"Captain..?" You asked seductively. He blushed madly, then widened his eyes. Oh shit, He thought. Oh fuck. Nonono. You slowly pulled a section of your jacket, revealing your collarbone. "Is something wrong-"

You wore a confused expression as you felt a large bump where you were sitting. "Wh-what the.." Your voice drifted off as you turned your head slowly, catching sight of the erection that grew in his pants.

"OH MY FUCK!" Hanji yelled, her hands covering her mouth. "[N-Name] gave the Shorty a hard-on!" She exclaimed. You froze and stared at the large bulge as a deep red made its way onto your face. You gulped as Levi stared, flustered at you. "I.. Um.." You managed to say. You stood up, using Hanji to shield you.

"I think I've avenged enough!" You screamed, running out the door.

Hanji whistled. "Well, she's back to normal. I'll uh-I'll leave you alone." She said, waving as she closed the door. Levi slowly got up and smacked his forehead.

"Fuckbuckets."

OKAY~~~ I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER! I MADE IT EXTRA-SPECIAL SINCE, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG.

Anyway, please favorite, follow, review, ect.. I GAVE LEVI A GODDAMN BONER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

Oh, did you guys know I'm working on a story based on Black Butler with my own character? It'll be about the manga~ Read when it's out!

Bye bye! Sorry it's so short..