notes: Hey. How you doing, sexual? Oh ma god I'm sorry. Lol Jenna Marbles Videos are a influence for me. Okay. TO THE POINT. yeah so I got writer's block and I updated my lead story as I like to put it, here's a new story so I can get an additional headache about it. Just kidding I love new stories.

I'M A MOTHERFUCKING PROCRASTINATOR.

ps this is Natsu's POV, if you didn't know..

important note: THIS TO ALL THOSE FUCKERS OUT THERE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT AU MEANS. If I say it will be AU, you better damn expect something AU. Like if the characters are OOC, THAT MEANS I WANT THEM TO BE OOC AND BELIEVE ME IF YOU INSULT THE OOC, I WON'T HESITATE TO VOICE MY OPINION. The end.

The Five Notes In My Locker

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First Note

I woke up in a fit. Wow, 5 minutes late. That's fucking stupid. I jumped up from the bed and saw Lucy outside. She glared at me through the window and threw a rock at my window. Lucy is my bestfriend. At the very same moment, Wendy barged into my room, screaming like a fucking banshee.

"Natsu-Nii!" She growled angrily. She was all ready for school, while I was in bed. "Get up and hurry up already! It's like, what, 7:35 or something!"

"I know." I scowled, jumping up and running to the toilet. It's as if she's older than me. Don't get me wrong, I love her. It's just that sometimes, she can be a big nuisance. I quickly brushed my teeth and grabbed some clothes and put them on.

I rushed downstairs. Mom was already there with breakfast. My mom's name Grandine and she does not have a good temper. "Natsu Dragneel!" She yelled at me as I took my stuff and stuffed them into my bag. She couldn't say anything, as I quickly got into my sneakers. "At least eat your breakfast!" Mom sputtered.

I grinned, taking my sandwich and running out, grabbing my skate board, obviously. How else could I possibly reach school in time? Nuh uh, Natsu Dragneel does not run to school. Well, hah, I was already late, but I can still escape detention hour. In my school, Fairy Tail High, there's something called detention hour, which clearly sucks. It's like, if you go there after 8:00 you get an extra hour of detention.

I saw Lucy run up to me, with her skate board in her arms. She glared at me, and slapped my arm. "Ouch! What the hell?"

"That's for making me and Wendy late. Now get on your board!" She growled, getting on her skate board. Well, Lucy is this really girly girl, who at times can be worse than Adolf Hitler. But maybe not as worse than Erza. Oh man, I forgot that if I get late, Erza's gonna have a fun time beating the shit out of me. No wonder that woman gets along with my mom.

We skated all the way to school, and dropped Wendy to the Middle School part of Fairy Tail. Did I mention my school is HUGE! Lucy grabbed me by the hand and rushes to the High School part.

"Natsu! We are so gonna be late!" She mood switches to the girly girl type. She pushed out her lip and pouted. I have to agree, that really is cute. We both entered our classroom, and bump straight into Erza.

Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit.

Erza grabbed my hand, pulling Lucy along. Lucy's eyes widened and try to tear loose from my grip, instead I smile nervously and mouth the words:

Oh sorry, I didn't think you wanted me to die alone.

Lucy scowled at me really hard.

"You both have been late for a week. In a row, I may add." Erza said to us, in her deep voice. Well, I guess it's pretty obvious she's just trying to sound tough or something. Because I have seen her fall in that construction hole made in the school grounds by Miss Virgo, the nurse. And well she did scream that really girly cry. 'Kyaa!' I snickered to myself at the thought.

"What's so funny, Natsu? Want to tell me?" Erza interrupted my thoughts. Lucy pursed up her lips, keeping in the laughter.

"Nothing." I muttered. Erza handed us our late slips, and we wrote a silly billy excuse. Hah, funny how I used silly billy. I never use that.

It was almost the end of the day, and I went to the locker, Lucy by my side. "Hey Natsu!" She grinned as I caught up with her. "You know, someone told me a girl was crushing on you~" She giggled.

"Who?" I asked, interested.

"I don't know." Lucy shrugged. "Never told me the name."

I thought about it for a while. It couldn't be Erza. She already has a crush on that blue mysterious dude, Jellal. And definitely not Juvia. There's no way it could be Mirajane. No way it could Levy either. But it could be Lisanna. For some reason I felt like I'm missing someone out. But eh, it most likely is Lisanna.

I made my way to the locker. Lucy was surely next to me, as I open the door. I grabbed my history books and just when I was about to turn around, I caught the pink colored piece of paper in between my books.

I took it out and waved it in front of Lucy. "What the fuck." I whispered. She seemed surprised. Then she spoke out. "It could be a love letter." Lucy coughed on her words. I looked at her suspiciously, before opening the letter. Of course it was a love letter. It smelled like strawberries. Where have I smelled that before? I don't know. The scent is familiar though.

The letter was written in neat curly hand writing.

Dear ND,

I've liked you for a long time, you know. I just don't know when or how to approach you. It's kind of weird? Well anyway peace out. I guess we've met a bazillion times, and you know me really well. Like from the back of your hand or something. Just remember, I'm no fucking stalker okay. I DO NOT COLLECT YOUR HAIR.

Ps: your hair is pink. I like pink.

From, L

My eyes grew wide. L? As in Lisanna? I turned around to see Lucy still there.

"Well come on, tell me what does it say?" She asked, playing with her nails. I gave her the letter, she read it and gave it back to me.

"Creepy ass stalker." I grinned. "Heh. That letter was funny though." I looked to see Lisanna coming past me. "I expect another letter!" I yelled. Lucy looked at me, a weird look on her face. Ha, she looks cute. Wait what? Lisanna rolled her eyes at me and went back to class.

notes: So bitches, I'm kind of really sleepy and HERE IS YOUR NEW FIC. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. Do you like the way I wrote it? I SAID DO YOU LIKE IT?!