AN: So, uh, yeah. Instead of updating my Harry Potter fanfic I made this.

Productivity~!

Anyway, I was watching DRose (hilarious woman) and I thought; what if?

So here we are.

As always, here are the disclaimers:

France: Holy-Miracles-21 does not own Hetalia or the videos that were made to make this fanfic!

England: She thanks DRose for the awesome videos!

Locking Doors:

Francis knocked on Matthew's door. "Matthew, unlock your door please."

"No!" Matthew screamed.

.-._.-.

"You lock your doors, Alfred?!" Arthur screamed, kicking the door in.

Alfred also screamed, but in fear.

"YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS?!"

Kids Fighting:

"Kids, don't fight!" Francis yelled at his children.

Alfred pushed Matthew to the ground.

"Oh!" Francis ran to Matthew's side. "Oh, my sweet Mattie."

.-._.-.

"Beat his ass, Alfred!" Arthur yelled.

Alfred pushed Matthew to the ground.

Arthur laughed. "Haha, you little bitch, you got knocked to the ground!"

Lost Kids:

"Oh my God," Francis muttered under his breath. "MATTHEW!"

Matthew popped out of the clothes hanging on the rack.

"Oh, Mattie!" Francis hugged his son. "Don't play in the store!"

.-._.-.

"ALFRED!" Arthur yelled. "Imma whoop yo ass."

He saw his son hiding in the clothes rack.

"There you are!"

Alfred screamed.

"IMMA WHOOP YO ASS IF YOU MAKE A SCENE!"

At The Store:

Matthew accidentally knocked over a doll.

"Oh, come on, Mattie, let's pick it up," Francis told his son, striding over and picking it up.

.-._.-.

Alfred accidentally knocked over a doll.

"Oh, you wanna fuck around?" Arthur picked up a football. "You think I'm playing?"

He threw it at his son.

Tantrums:

Francis walked into Matthew's room, where he was throwing a tantrum.

"Calm down, Matthew!" Francis pleaded.

.-._.-.

Arthur slammed open the door to Alfred's room, where he was throwing a tantrum.

"You crying?!"

Alfred got up from the couch.

"You crying?!" Arthur held up a belt. "Imma give you somethin' to cry about!"

Missed the Bus:

Matthew opened the door. "I missed the bus!"

Francis picked up his keys. "Get in the car, I'll drive you there."

.-._.-.

Alfred opened the door. "I missed the bus!"

"Well, school starts in ten minutes, better walk fast." Arthur closed the door.

Bullies:

"I got beat up!" Matthew walked into the house, sporting a black eye.

Francis picked up his phone. "Let's call the cops."

.-._.-.

"I got beat up!" Alfred walked into the house, sporting a black eye.

Arthur picked Alfred up by his backpack and dragged him out of the house. "C'mon, we're going to whoop his ass."