Everybody must have had a past, even him. No, especially him.

Levi Rivaille, thirty three years old, had been known as one of the worst criminal. The worst amongst the worst villains. He was ruthless, cruel, evil. He would get what he want and he would not let anyone stay on his way. Killing was not a big deal for him. For almost twenty years, he had been the world most wanted villain but now, he had changed. Something happened and it changed his life. Forever.

He was no more the infamous villain who was rumoured to be able to steal even the moon if he wanted. Right now, he was just a normal man who enjoy his simple life as a...

"Papa!"

His dark brow twitched when one of the trio called his name, no, he wasn't calling his name, Armin was screaming his name. Rolling his steel blue eyes once and put down his newspapaer, Levi finally got up to see what happened this time. He swore if it was Eren trying to do something stupid again, he would really just lock him in the store house this time. Really, he loves his kids so much but sometime they just gave him a massive headache that made him wondering why he had adopted all three of them...

Ah right, because he couldn't choose and all three of them refused to leave each other.

"What now?" Levi entered the room, frowning when he finally saw what had happened. Well it was, of course, Eren again, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Mikasa pouted hearing her father cursing but said nothing. She was still trying to move the bed under the ceilling fan so if Eren did fall down, it would be on the fluffy bed, but as strong as she was, Mikasa was just a six years old kid, the bed didn't even move an inch.

"How the fuck he got there?" Levi gritted his teeth. He rolled his sleeves as he walked under the fan.

"Umm... Well, we were just playing some game," Armin looked at the ground as if avoiding Levi's eyes.

"We will explain later," said Mikasa, her usual poker face was painted with worry look now, "now can you save, Eren, Papa?"

The raven haired man sighed and looked up to his oldest son, "now Eren, you can let go, I would catch you."

"No," as usual Eren would not make it easy for Levi, "You wouldn't catch me, I would fall to the floor, head first, I will die with my head open, my brain on the floor, I..."

Levi groaned, "Stop it, I would definitely catch you so, JUMP!"

It took almost ten minutes to make Eren jumped. True to his word, Levi caught Eren easily and set him down. He spent thirty minutes to scold his children and made Eren signed another agreement to NEVER climb the bookshelf and jump to the ceilling fan because one it was dangerous and two he was not a monkey. Levi posted the signed paper on the fridger together with another signed agreement of 'no more swapping Papa's shampoo with liquid detergent' and 'no more playing dart with Armin holding the target board". Levi wondered if one day in the near future his fridger's door would be full of their agreements.

"I've told you, they need a mother."

Levi look at his friend with a bored look. Mike would always say the same thing whenever he came visiting him. Levi wondered when he would get it that he didn't plan to marry anyone anytime soon, or ever.

"Nah, Eren is just in his rebelious age," Levi took a sip of his Ice coffee. Both men were sitting next to the pool in his backyard, watching the kids playing in the water. Mike was wearing his swimming trunks, ready to join in with the kids but being a good friend that he is, the taller man was sitting there with Levi to listen to him.

The blond man snickered, "Rebellious my ass. If you called this as rebelious age, wait until he was fifteen or seventeen. It isn't too late you know, to marry someone now to help you raising them."

Levi rolled his eyes, "you're not the one to say. You're older than me and you're not married."

"But I am dating someone," Mike smirked, "Unlike someone. Hey, tell me, when was the last time you got a laid?"

"Gezz, watch what are talking when you're around my kids," the shorter man shook his head, "if I caught one of the kids talk shit I would definitely skin you alive."

The blonde tall man snorted, "you're not the one to say. You talk as vulgar as me."

Levi just shrugged it off. He wasn't in the mood to argue with his friend.

"Ah by the way, did you watch the news last night?"

"No, why?"

Levi didn't seem interested at all. His slanted eyes were watching his kids who were swimming happily in the pool in their backyard.

"There are missing people, ten had been reported missing this week."

"So?"

"There are some reports saying that they saw a titan..."

Levi gritted his tooth and glared at Mike angrily, "there is no titan, Mike, let's not talk about it, my kids might hear you and think that Titans do exist."

Mike frowned, "but they do. We both know it. We were the one who..."

"ENOUGH!" Levi stood up angrily and left the tall man.

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"It's gone! THEY ARE GONE!"

Erwin massaged his temples and sighed. The woman had just stormed into his room and slammed some papers into his desk. Her hair was more messy than it usually was and her glasses were almost falling off her nose.

"What's going on? Hey, is it the report I asked you?" the man looked at the papers calmly, ignoring the pityful look on her face, "well, not bad, I have a feeling Moblit did most of it but well I won't complain." He looked up and asked her once again, "So, what's going on?"

"Shawney and Bean!" Hanji whined, "MY PRECIOUS TITANS! SOMEBODY KIDNAP THEM!"

Erwin furrowed his thick brows, "what? Who would kidnap a titan?"

"TWO TITANS!" Hanji clenched her fist angrily, "they kidnap both of them! Can you believe that? We have to do something, we have to get them back! My beloved Titans!"

The blond man sighed, he had never really fancied both monster his subordinate had kept as pet. Actually he didn't really mind it if someone wanted to kidnap them or what but he knew how dangerous both speciments are. If...

"Captain Erwin!"

Erwin sighed and thought 'what now?' when another one of his subordinates stormed into the room. At least this one had paused to salute him first before started talking.

"What's it, Moblit?"

"Somebody had stolen the serum?"

Erwin scowled, "what serum?"

Even Hanji had stopped whining now to look at the younger guy with worried look. She had a bad feeling about it, "don't tell me..."

Moblit nodded, "The Titan Serum, sir! Somebody had stole all serum we had in the storage!"

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"Papa, don't you have a girlfriend?"

Levi dropped his fork when one of the kids asked him the question. To his surprised, it was Armin who had asked him the question. He could understand if this came from the troublemaker, Eren, but his sweet Armin had always been a good kid. This kind of question... Levi clenched his fists. It must be that stupid friend of his, Mike... He swore that he would kill that idiot one of this day.

"Why do you ask?" Levi wiped his mouth with the kerchief, suddenly he felt full.

"Today, Jean said that he want Mikasa to be his girlfriend..." Armin started slowly, he looked curious, "Mikasa said he would marry Eren so she can't be his girlfriend. But Jean said if you want to marry someone first you have to be his girlfriend or boyfriend. Then Eren said Mikasa will be his girlfriend but Jean said brother and sister cannot become girlfriend and boyfriend so they can't marry. And then I remember that you are not married, but do you have a girlfriend father? The one you want to marry?"

Levi sighed. So it wasn't Mike this time.

The single father looked at his kids. Mikasa and Eren were also looking at him curiously, waiting for his answer.

"First, Eren and Mikasa are not related by blood and I hadn't yet adopted you all legally so technically, you can get married. But no, forget it, Mikasa couldn't get married until she is old enough and even if it's you, Eren, I wouldn't let some incompetent man to ask for her hand and NO, we would not talk about this again until you are at least twenty five!" Levi shook his head, "and second, I don't have a girlfriend. I don't wan't one and I don't need one. Last, you kids stay away from that naughty kid, Jean isn't it? Especially you, Mikasa, I give you permission for you to punch his face if you tried to get any closer to you than ten feets."

Mikasa just nodded silently.

"Why don't you want a girlfriend? Because they are stink?" Eren asked curiously.

Levi sighed, "Well, yeah. Because they stink."

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"I understand! I wouldn't disappoint you, Erwin!"

The Captain took a deep sigh and shook his head tiredly. He knew that Hanji Zoe was a competent soldier depite how she behaved but still it worried him. Hanji could be really reckless when it is related to titans so this could be bad for their mission but again, she was the best person to do this.

"Just make sure you'll be extra careful!"

"I know!" she surprised him with a bear hug which he returned hessitantly, "Once again thank you Erwin! You're the best!"

Erwin frowned, "Yeah, you're welcome, by the way when was the last time you took a bath? You stink!"

Hanji pulled away and laughed, "you're joking. Girls aren't stink!"

Erwin smiled, "girls don't, Hanji, but YOU do."

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TBC

Can you guess what film I based this on?

YES DESPICABLE ME! ;) Because I think Gru and Levi were (aside from their look ofcourse) alike.