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A/N: Asdfghjkl. Kyo-chan will be the death of me unff. But anyways! This is my first x-reader, so cut a girl some slack? If you liked it, feel free to review, favourite, or follow! Any feedback would be appreciated (:

"Oh god..." You grumbled, rolling your eyes at your smirking husband.

"What? He loves them." He said, his eyes twinkling with amusement.

You sighed, looking over at the little boy showing off his new tonfas at the other side of the room.

He looks so much like his father...

"Was this really necessary? He's only turned five today, Kyoya."

He wrapped an arm around your shoulders and said smugly, "I got mine when I was four. It's a perfect birthday present, look at how much fun he's having."

You scoffed, watching the mini-skylark swipe at the air in front of the other children. An unlucky little brown-haired boy tripped over trying to get out of the way. From the looks of his gravity-defying hair and amber eyes-quite similar to a certain klutz you knew in high school-you could tell it was non other than Sawada's son.

"He's already picking on Sawada's kid... It scares me how much he's like you."

"Hn, you think it's adorable." He retorted, still watching his little look-a-like. "I'm gonna start training him on Monday."

Your eyes widened, "Training him?!"

He chuckled, "He insisted. The herbivore wouldn't shut up until I said okay."

"Kyoya. You're going to turn our son into a monster."

"I can't go to Nanimori anymore so he might as well carry on my legacy. Training him would be perfect. Besides you're always telling me I should 'bond' with him more."

"Then what? You're gonna tell him to be a prefect at school?"

"He'll probably decide to do that himself."

You groaned just imagining your son growing up, threatening to "bite the weak herbivores to death" whilst "maintaining discipline".

"You couldn't have been a normal dad and bought him like a puppy or something?"

He snorted, "He loves Hibird too much, the puppy would just be jealous."

Sure enough, the fluffy yellow bird flew around your son, and tweeted happily. You couldn't help but smile a little seeing the huge resemblance between father and son.

But your smile was soon replaced with a frown as you watched a little boy dressed in cow-print run after Hibird. He jumped up trying to catch the bird, but accidentally bumped into your son.

Shit. Lambo's nephew is probably gonna die today.

You saw Hibari's trademark smirk grace his features once again.

He's enjoying this way too much.

You watched as your son frowned at the poor boy. With cat-like reflexes he brought the tonfa down, striking his head.

"Gupyaaaaa!" The little boy exclaimed as he landed on his butt. He was crying loud as hell, but you exhaled in relief seeing as he wasn't that hurt.

Good thing the huge afro saved him.

"Wao~." Hibari mused, impressed.

You sweat-dropped and muttered, "I need another girl in this house."

Hibari raised a brow, a mischievous grin on his face. "Ehhh?" He leaned in, pressing a kiss to your neck, and whispered, "You want to have another go at it?"

Your eyes widened and your cheeks flushed bright red. "K-Kyoya..." You said, trying to push him away.

He leaned in closer, "You know he gets lonely sometimes. I'm always at work, and you're not always at home, so a little sister would be great."

You looked away, your cheeks getting redder by the second. You could just feel him smirking,

"It's been decided. We're having another kid." He announced, casually.

"E-Eh?! Kyoya-!"

"If you're not going to decide how many we're having, then I will. It's happening." He nodded his head in confirmation. "If you don't comply, the herbivore-" He pointed a look at his son- " and I will have to bite you to death."

You sighed knowing there was no convincing him otherwise once his mind was made up. He even had his little side-kick to back him up.

You laughed, "God, what did I get myself into? You two will be the death of me."

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