*Snake stares in disgust as he sees Metal Gear Raiden*
Snake: It's him...
Raiden: So, you finally came Snake...
Snake: This is the end of the road kid...
Raiden: No, you're wrong. Maybe if you were younger, you'd still have a chance.
Snake: Bring it!
Raiden: Oh, it's already been broughten!
Snake: *confused look on his face* Raiden, English isn't your primary language, is it?
Raiden: Hey, *sniff*, that's mean Snake...
Snake: Aww...pretty boy gonna cry?
Raiden: *sniff* Be *hiccups* quiet Snake! *tears form in his eyes*
Snake: Ha, you're a joke kid, guess what? You're not gonna be in the sequel...
Raiden: *surprised look* Huh!? But, I beat all of those Metal Gear Rays! I'm really good!
Snake: You're nothing but a poser kid, those Metal Gears were nothing. Think about it. Could Metal Gear Rex have been stopped with a P-90? No, it couldn't have.
Raiden: Damn...then my last act will be to destroy you Snake!
Snake: You're dreaming kid!
*A ferocious battle ensues*
Snake: *hiding behind a stack of crates* You can't beat me kid, just give it up!
Raiden: *hiding behind the same stack of crates, with his back to Snake's back* Where are you hiding Snake!?
Snake: Ha, you'll never find me kid.
Raiden: *calls Snake with his Codec* You won't escape me Snake!
Snake: *Stands up and kicks Raiden in the head* I'm right next to you, damned kid!
Raiden: Damn, he's always a step ahead of me!
Snake: This isn't going to end anytime soon...time to use the secret weapon...*Snake calls someone on his Codec*
Voice: I'll be right there.
Raiden: Who's coming!?
Snake: If you even had half a brain cell, you would've listened in on my conversation.
Raiden: Damn...he did it again!
Snake: Here she comes...
*the mysterious figure enters the room*
Emma: Hello Raiden.
Raiden: No, not her!
Emma: So, Raiden, is that your real hair?
Raiden: Yes! For the last damned time, my hair is real!
Emma: It doesn't look real though.
Raiden: Gar! Why did you do this Snake!? This is inhuman!
Snake: I told you kid, you can't win.
Raiden: No! I have to win! I won't lose!
Snake: *dramatic music starts playing* Raiden, there are times in life when you have to admit defeat, otherwise you'll just be acknowledging that you can't handle losing.
Raiden: Huh?
Snake: Over yer head, eh?
Raiden: Take this Snake!!! *Raiden throws a punch at Snake*
Snake: *Ducks Raiden's punch. Puts his back to Raiden's chest, brings his right arm up around Raiden's right arm with Snake's fist pointing up in the air, while Snake uses his left arm to grab Raiden's right wrist, he pulls down Raiden's arm so Raiden flips right over onto his back, smashing into the pavement*
Raiden: Wha...what the hell was that!?
Snake: It's a Judo throw, bitch. Bedtime Raiden.
Raiden: Wha...damn...
Snake: *Snake takes out his crayon, proceeds to write the word "wuss" repeatedly on Raiden's Skull Suit.*
Raiden: Damn...you can't wash this suit...*cries*
Snake: It's done.
Raiden: What? What do mean? What did you mean when you said, "It's done."?
Snake: You're not even a challenge to me anymore.
Raiden: Grr...
Snake: Just leave Raiden. Keep all of your anger bottled up inside, live the rest of your life in peace.
Raiden: .....
Snake: *Walks away*
Raiden: *Whips out his SOCOM* *Aims at Snake*
Snake: *Already has his USP drawn* *Turns, and fires*
Raiden: Wha...you...hit...me.... *slumps onto the ground, blood starts oozing from Raiden's chest*
Snake: .......
Otacon: ....It's all right Snake, you really had no choice...
Snake: It's not that Otacon...he was the one who had the combination memorized for the locker at the Train Station...
Meryl: You're a real bastard, Snake, just like my uncle said.
Snake: Uncle? Oh, that's right. We never told you.
Meryl: Tell me what Snake?
Snake: The Colonel is your father.
Meryl: What!?
Snake: Hey! That's my line!!!! *Whips out the USP* *BANG*
Colonel: Snake! You idiot! What did you do!? Snake! Snaaaaaaaake!
Snake: It's him...
Raiden: So, you finally came Snake...
Snake: This is the end of the road kid...
Raiden: No, you're wrong. Maybe if you were younger, you'd still have a chance.
Snake: Bring it!
Raiden: Oh, it's already been broughten!
Snake: *confused look on his face* Raiden, English isn't your primary language, is it?
Raiden: Hey, *sniff*, that's mean Snake...
Snake: Aww...pretty boy gonna cry?
Raiden: *sniff* Be *hiccups* quiet Snake! *tears form in his eyes*
Snake: Ha, you're a joke kid, guess what? You're not gonna be in the sequel...
Raiden: *surprised look* Huh!? But, I beat all of those Metal Gear Rays! I'm really good!
Snake: You're nothing but a poser kid, those Metal Gears were nothing. Think about it. Could Metal Gear Rex have been stopped with a P-90? No, it couldn't have.
Raiden: Damn...then my last act will be to destroy you Snake!
Snake: You're dreaming kid!
*A ferocious battle ensues*
Snake: *hiding behind a stack of crates* You can't beat me kid, just give it up!
Raiden: *hiding behind the same stack of crates, with his back to Snake's back* Where are you hiding Snake!?
Snake: Ha, you'll never find me kid.
Raiden: *calls Snake with his Codec* You won't escape me Snake!
Snake: *Stands up and kicks Raiden in the head* I'm right next to you, damned kid!
Raiden: Damn, he's always a step ahead of me!
Snake: This isn't going to end anytime soon...time to use the secret weapon...*Snake calls someone on his Codec*
Voice: I'll be right there.
Raiden: Who's coming!?
Snake: If you even had half a brain cell, you would've listened in on my conversation.
Raiden: Damn...he did it again!
Snake: Here she comes...
*the mysterious figure enters the room*
Emma: Hello Raiden.
Raiden: No, not her!
Emma: So, Raiden, is that your real hair?
Raiden: Yes! For the last damned time, my hair is real!
Emma: It doesn't look real though.
Raiden: Gar! Why did you do this Snake!? This is inhuman!
Snake: I told you kid, you can't win.
Raiden: No! I have to win! I won't lose!
Snake: *dramatic music starts playing* Raiden, there are times in life when you have to admit defeat, otherwise you'll just be acknowledging that you can't handle losing.
Raiden: Huh?
Snake: Over yer head, eh?
Raiden: Take this Snake!!! *Raiden throws a punch at Snake*
Snake: *Ducks Raiden's punch. Puts his back to Raiden's chest, brings his right arm up around Raiden's right arm with Snake's fist pointing up in the air, while Snake uses his left arm to grab Raiden's right wrist, he pulls down Raiden's arm so Raiden flips right over onto his back, smashing into the pavement*
Raiden: Wha...what the hell was that!?
Snake: It's a Judo throw, bitch. Bedtime Raiden.
Raiden: Wha...damn...
Snake: *Snake takes out his crayon, proceeds to write the word "wuss" repeatedly on Raiden's Skull Suit.*
Raiden: Damn...you can't wash this suit...*cries*
Snake: It's done.
Raiden: What? What do mean? What did you mean when you said, "It's done."?
Snake: You're not even a challenge to me anymore.
Raiden: Grr...
Snake: Just leave Raiden. Keep all of your anger bottled up inside, live the rest of your life in peace.
Raiden: .....
Snake: *Walks away*
Raiden: *Whips out his SOCOM* *Aims at Snake*
Snake: *Already has his USP drawn* *Turns, and fires*
Raiden: Wha...you...hit...me.... *slumps onto the ground, blood starts oozing from Raiden's chest*
Snake: .......
Otacon: ....It's all right Snake, you really had no choice...
Snake: It's not that Otacon...he was the one who had the combination memorized for the locker at the Train Station...
Meryl: You're a real bastard, Snake, just like my uncle said.
Snake: Uncle? Oh, that's right. We never told you.
Meryl: Tell me what Snake?
Snake: The Colonel is your father.
Meryl: What!?
Snake: Hey! That's my line!!!! *Whips out the USP* *BANG*
Colonel: Snake! You idiot! What did you do!? Snake! Snaaaaaaaake!