Colonel: Snake! They've got Meryl!

Snake: What!? Who's got Meryl?

Colonel: The Kitty Cat Club.

Snake: Really!? I go there all the time...er, I mean...where is the club located?

Colonel: It's located on 42nd Street, you know, across from Jerry's Paint Shop, near the Dunkin Donuts.

Snake: All right. I'm on my way.

Colonel: Please Snake, you have to save my daughter, she shouldn't be in that place...

Snake: Don't worry Colonel, I'll get her out of there.

Colonel: Thanks Snake.

*Snake walks back into the living room*

Otacon: Snake, who were you talking to in the bathroom?

Snake: The Colonel. Otacon, I need your help! The Kitty Cat Club has Meryl! You have to drive me there!

Otacon: I'm not falling for that one again Snake.

Snake: I'm not lying dammit! We have to hurry!

Otacon: Erg, all right. *mutters* He really needs another hobby...

*Outside the Kitty Cat Club*

Otacon: There it is Snake.

Snake: Good job Otacon. Can you hand me the Digital Camera?

Otacon: Didn't they kick you out last time because you had a camera?

Snake: This is no time for that! I need proof that they're holding Meryl hostage!

Otacon: *mumbles* Pervert. *Hands Snake the camera*

*Snake climbs up the stair case on the side of the Kitty Cat Club and heads into the air duct*

Otacon: Snake, why didn't you just walk through the front door?

Snake: Simple. It costs $5 to get in. Do you see me getting up to go to work everyday? No. How would I pay?

Otacon: .....

Snake: Now, all I have to do is figure out where she is...

*Snake is still crawling around the air ducts, hoping to remember how to make the green dot appear on the radar so he can find Meryl easier*

Snake: Damn! That green dot was for that Donald guy, not Meryl! Argh, wait, what's that through the grate?

*Snake looks through the grate, stares in awe at the girl spinning around in circles on a pole*