Aha, this was brilliant! I loved it, it was so funny, I was pretty much laughing throughout.
And no-body really wants Kruger on Elysium do they.. ahah. Especially not drunk, sword-wielding Kruger!
By the way, was that a little A-team reference I saw there with the apron ;)
I really enjoyed reading it!
Chez x

Really good & funny

Docking station D-9 *thinks for a moment* OHHH YOU CLEVER!

Whilst reading this - and I don't know why - holiday adverts and adverts for buying swords kept appearing. It was weird. Anyway, this fanfiction was hilarious and the more I read it the better it gets. I can't wait for the origin story for Kruger as it's sure to be awesome.

Oh Jesus Christ. I know I shouldn't be grinning like a loon at this, 'cause really, if I found out that Kruger was coming on holiday to the town I live in, I'd run for the hills. But this is already so much fun because y'know that trio will give some of the Eylsium residence heart attacks or something just by being themselves. Still, can't wait to see what they get up to.

Loved it! Can't wait for the origin story!

Ah! You completed it with just those 3 chapters?
But it was getting so good! The only thing that confuses me is how Kruger, Drake and Crowe woke up in South Africa. Were they literally transported there, while sleeping?
Don't just leave it at that! :(

I keeled over laughing at Drake being turned into a woman. That is the most memorable piece to this amazing fiction!

Oh, why couldn't this have been in the movie?

I can't imagine what these Elysian folks are thinking in their minds! They are not used to such people, of course. I can't wait to see what you have in store for the next chapter, this one had me laughing. Makes me think of awkward "party crasher" scenes I've seen in other movies.

Also, good description of the smells on Earth and Elysium. Very different atmospheres, and different scenery too. Keep it up!

Oh this is the BEST Elysium fiction I've read!
I love how you throw in some of the French and Afrikaans in there, very Delacourt and Kruger.
Elysium won't know what to do when Kruger, Crowe and Drake get done with it! Bwahaha!

Keep it going, I love it!

I shudder at the idea of Kruger at a party of any kind. It would probably turn into something out of a slasher movie.