Reviews for Vampires Don't Sparkle
Lady Shadow Walker chapter 1 . 1/30/2014
Hahaha! I love this!
imaginethat96 chapter 1 . 9/2/2013
HA! This made me smile! The sentences could have been broke up for easier reading, but other than that I enjoyed reading this... too bad it only a one shot ;)
Illyria934 chapter 1 . 8/21/2013
Heh, eventually even Mick could not deny the necessity of dispensing justice on behalf of the entire vampire community for that. "We sparkle now." LOL I loved this one so much; Josef is just awesome. And it cracked me up that he had actually read the entire series instead of just the first book. Please write more!
Chalicewell chapter 1 . 8/1/2013
Ha! I wondered how long it would take Josef to get around to Twilight. I always laugh that if Meyers could write about sparkly vampires with no fangs, I could write something original and make a million bucks.

Go, Josef, ya got my vote!

P.S. Love the vignette, very nice...
Mei Qin chapter 1 . 8/1/2013
Lovely story! Even though I am a Twilight fan, hahahaha.
I love your Josef, he is as qute as in the show! Josef is my favorite character and I always feel bad that CBS cancel this show...
Ceci chapter 1 . 6/20/2013
hahahahaHAHAHA!
Guest chapter 1 . 6/17/2013
My first time back to in 4 years, and this is the first story I stumbled upon. I will be reading this to all my fellow Moonlight fans this weekend. Please, for the love of God, WRITE MORE! I will give you my cats, my crochet hooks, seven quilts, a gallon of orange juice, and my ovaries. All this can be yours!
RedNightBird chapter 1 . 6/15/2013
A-friggin-men...our men do not sparkle, unless you look in their eyes and see their sultry stare.

This should be BROADCAST across the world! Love this story.
Vampire Reader chapter 1 . 6/12/2013
I love it. As soon as I saw your name, I knew I would. Thank you.
farmgirl1964 chapter 1 . 6/12/2013
LMAO I'll gladly drive him there...