Reviews for The Vampire's Retort
Xobit chapter 1 . 10/12/2007
ROFLMAO! ya rock is so funny!
Kaya DC Pandora chapter 1 . 7/25/2003
okay...

That was brilliant. Creepy, but brilliant. I don't think that I personally could write like that, so, even more purpose for MORE of this sorta stuff!
Deionarra chapter 1 . 2/7/2003
*makes a weird laugh-cough sound* Oh... wow... that was so, so twisted. It's like Dr. Seuss during a homicidal killing spree. I can't decide whether you're disturbingly talented or just disturbed. ;) Oh yeah, and write more.
Discordia the Goddess of Irony chapter 1 . 12/3/2002
This is really funny! I've never heard the song to my knowledge but it's funny just the same. Hope your muse inspires you soon.
Guardian of Tears chapter 1 . 11/4/2002
lol

that's funny and really good, i think i'll make Turel sing it!

(Turel goes pale and runs away)

Hey! COME BACK HERE! I BOUGHT YOU FAIR AND SQUARE! (runs after her wayward vamp)
BlehBlehBlehBleh chapter 1 . 10/27/2002
I've never heard of those songs before but, now that you made Vampire versions of them, I'm going to download them, play them and sing along with your words! hehehe _ Coolies!
Salome Orr chapter 1 . 10/9/2002
hee hee hee! Thats funny. Are they talking about Kain? Right more! Puh leez!_~
mjrahabim chapter 1 . 10/6/2002
This is so funny! You are very good at Songfics. And I didn't think it could be done ;)

Btw, thanks for all the praise of my stories. I was worried nobody would like them. A million thanks to you :D
MortalSora chapter 1 . 9/27/2002
This was really funny, i liked it! So come on, write more! Great job!
Leon Lionheart chapter 1 . 9/27/2002
You really put some thought into this one, didn't you? I couldn't make a rhyme if my life depended on it... but here you've written a mile-long song!

Crap. I rhymed. Ah, well. Who's keepin' track, anyway?

P.S. Thanks for reviewing my story. :)
Nateo chapter 1 . 9/25/2002
*ROFL!*

That was hilarious! Chapter 5 of Dark Flight is on its way, read it when it comes so I don't feel all abandoned and such n.n;;
Jazzmaster chapter 1 . 9/21/2002
Dunno much bout song fics personally... I probably don't even know what I like... but I think I liked this.
grisabele chapter 1 . 9/2/2002
LOL! *proceeds to laugh her ass off*
Cat in a Hat chapter 1 . 9/1/2002
*grins*

Good songfic! I've never heard the song, but I suppose that doesn't really matter.

*looks interested*

You say your name's Cat? So is mine - short for Catharine-Trinity. Same age too. Talk about coincidence...
Flamekaat chapter 1 . 9/1/2002
Funny HAHAHAHAHAHA _ Now I feel a plot bunny nibbling my toes so scuze me!
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