Aww poor Edward. But that last bit was hilarious

I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life! This story was absolutely hilarious and a complete turn on at the same time. Nice job!

Silly, funny, and hot. Loved it!

That last pun! Hahahaha

I had to have bladder cancer surgery and they put this small camer up there to see if the cancer was there too and it was a tiny little thing almost killed me if someone ever tried to use his penis there on me I would kill him enough said other wise I liked your story

I shouldnt be in public when reading "He's too big and I'm too small. Maybe Alice was lying, or Jasper has a really tiny prick." because it just sends me into a giggle fit...classic.

omg I laughed so hard with this I love this bella she's sassy

LOL - Andy needs to have fun too!
Loved the story - hot, hot, hot! Pretty amazing :)

oh wow. that was funny and hot all at the same time. idk how bella didnt laugh at all the anal toys on display. I know I would have.

Just charming!

I read this for the contest and again now. It was, and still is, one of my favorites. So sweet for an anal story!

Cackles! Well done, Cris!

Awesome

And you only got 2nd place. I usually don't go for reading about anal sex but I have to admit that I really enjoyed your story. Thank you for sharing.

Thank you for sharing. :) Xx