Oh shit Itachi are you alright? Have you been contaminated by the flames of YOUTH? Lol poor guy. Hope he recovers soon.
Gai is amazing though. Love Gai.

Keep up the great work! I'll be looking forward to the next update.

oh my god, this is a masterpiece! I haven't laughed that much in a long time :)

Hahahahahahahaha *falls on the floor

Wahh! What a gloriously chaotic battle. Definitely rocking the synonyms there, though I think your choice of chapter title was rather appropriate... perhaps since it shares it's first syllable with 'carnage'?

Whoa.
That was amazing! The writing style, the characters, the awesome! Poor Minato saw Kushina dying; really, that's beyond cruel. Loved Mada-chan's POV; it was just so... him. And finally, Sakura shows up! Can't wait for more...

:)

You've made me unbelievably sad... WHY!? Poor Minato and Naruto. By reinforcing my lame detective skills the phrase,"..paint Kushina's neck crimson" means that Kushina is dead, which already happened in /Sideways/. S:O WHY THE HAMBURGERS ARE YOU REPEATING THE SAD 'Kushina dies' MOMENT!?
*crying a river of tears* T-T :(

At least, inform us poor readers to listen to certain songs BEFORE reading the story! T_T
For some weird reason, I'm sad that I didn't get to the music that the author recommended while read the first chapter. *sob*

Awww :*( Poor Kushina-chan. Minato is as awesome as ever, and Naruto is... a baby. Love it!

"...paint Kushina's neck crimson." Oof! What a line!

Good action sequence, and some of the lines tucked here and there (especially Minato's observance when he gave Naruto to her that it was Kushina's first time holding her son) were really tugging on the heartstrings.

(oh, right. This is TaikoHawk... I'm logged in on my other account...)

love it :)

Love, love , love this! Chapter 7 was AWESOME! I laughed so hard ) Thanks for writing, please keep up the awesome work!

I think the beastiality is more disturbing? Henge or no henge, proper shipping is completely implausible in this 'verse. It would be like shipping Akamaru with a human because he can henge into Kiba. It's super-creepy.

This is fantastic! I love Going Sideways, and these bits dovetail very nicely. This chapter (7) made me giggle madly. Thanks!

Lovely side fic... any chance of more itachi with a crush? He was adorable yet very in character...