gr8 story m8 i r8 it 8/8
But in all seriousness, the poetic rhyming of the story combined with the hilarious accents and story is great.

Wow. Just. . . . wow.

This was amazing and funny! The rhyming was awesome and actually made sense, too!

Very well done, my good friend!

(PS I recognize you from YouTube :D)

I wish engineers would learn better spots, yeah, but the F2P joke? Mate,it's been a year already. Surely they learned?

This is so true.
I've been in this situation many times, except replace 5 snipers with 5 engineers, and no engineers with a soldier.
I'm the soldier.
God I suck.

*Cris softly* That was so beautiful... *Sniff*

YEAH, GET OFF THE SERVER, YOU GODDAMN, CARROT HEADED, POTATO BRAINED, TWITCHY GREMLIN, PRE PUBESCENT, TROLLING LITTLE NOOOOOOOOOOOBBBSSSSSS!
...
Ahem.
Allow me to show you through poetry how enjoyable this was.
Roses are RED,
Maggots are BLU,
So come to my house,
And have some beef stew.
...
Ta-dah.
Bye maggot friend.

I didn't know you had a knack for rhyming! Next thing you're gonna tell me is that you speak Russian or something.
And, also, that was a beautiful ending line. Perfect, really. That will go in history books!
Or, at the very least, in my favorites. :)

Ahem, the noobs only suck when they are on your team. I love watching noobs feebly construct things and then I troll them and rape them and undeservingly get MVP. That is how I roll.

Dude I didn't know writing limericks was one of your hidden talents!

Oh my God you even rhymed in the summary.
Giiiiirl. What am I supposed to do with you?
What is it with you and Engie-abuse lately? :o

"Y'know yer my bro.
"And my health's sorta low,
"So yeah - I need a dispenser here!"
YOU REMEMBERED THE DISPENSER JOKE THIS TIME! :D
MagMag, I can't even begin to explain to you how AMAZING THAT WAS! I loved how clever every rhyme was and then you revealed how it was just an F2P Engie all along, just amazing Mags, UH-MAY-ZEENG! Your mind is like a fountain of rich and creamy TF2 masterpiece goodness! GREAT JOB! C:

-Jinny :3