In the OP it’s more red than pink.

Ew...ukes do not smack the asses of semes...unless you are trying to convey to me that Light is a Seme...just like...no though.

XD

I-I... This was so funny. I've laughed so much I don't think I'll ever find anything else funny again. :( Worth it :D I'm never gonna get over the fact that, indeed, Light does wear a pink belt with a butterfly. That which has been seen can not be unseen. :P

Cheers
Sicilia

Dear Ratt9,
I'm sorry for spamming.
I just wanted to post some fic ideas and I wanted to see if you'd like them.
My apolagies.
-Ashley.

L was going to the beach. The Kira case had ended and L's successors Matt(7), Mello(8), and Near(5), were coming wih him and Watari. "L?" Said a familiar voice from down stairs. It was Watari. He had L's bags ready and they were heading to Wammy's house to pick up the kids.

When they got there children were screaming and running around. Roger calmed the children down and called for Mello, Matt, and Near. The boys came running over to L. Soon after that they went to a store to get the boys swimming supplies. They all got goggles and swim trunks. Mello got red shorts with sharks on them, Matt got shorts with Mario on them, and Near's were just white.

Finally, after 3 long hours of sitting in L's limo, they were at L's private beach. It had everything. A hot tub, a sauna, an Olympic sized swimming pool, and more. L had also invited the Task Force. Even Light was there (after having his memories of the Death Note erased). "Ryuuzaki!" Yelled an ecstatic Matsuda. Matsuda rushed over and pulled L in to a tight hug. "I missed you!" He said, letting go. Aizawa and Soichiro walked over. Aizawa patted L firmly on the back. "I'm sorry for ever doubting you, Ryuu." L coughed from being hit, and nodded. 'Ryuu?' L thought, 'When did Aizawa start to like me?' Then Light greeted L with a shy Hello, and they began to do their "Beach Activities." Mello and Matt ran to the ocean while Near sat close by. L and Light went into the sauna. Matsuda and Aizawa were playing Volleyball, and Soichiro was next to Near, reading a book.
L just sat there when he realized that he had forgot to take off his shirt. He quickly slipped it off, and continued to relax.
When L was done, he went to check on the boys, who were playing in the water. Watari was watching them. Soon Mello came out of the water. L noticed that his leg was bleeding. "Mello, how did this happen?" L asked. Mello shrugged. "Well, we should get you cleaned up." L said. He motioned for all of the boys to come over to him.
The went into the bathroom. L was still hot from the sauna, so he went into a shower to get cooled off. "Watari, please take them to the toilets and help Mello with his injury. I'll be in the shower." Watari nodded and L walked into a shower. He undressed and turned on the cold water. Then he heard a man say: "Where's the soap?" L had never heard this man in his life. Then, a hairy, naked man came over to L. The man looked at L's long, but skinny penis(7.5 inches) and looked back at his own(9 inches and a lot of girth). Now, both men were flaccid so poor L(5 inches soft) was standing next to this guy with a penis that was 7 inches soft. The man patted L on the back. "Kid, you've got one tiny ding-a-ling!" He said. L assumed that the man was drunk and somehow manged to get into L's private beach. L was pink, and covering himself. The man continued to joke about L's penis. So there L was. He was getting made fun of because of his manhood. He handed the man the soap and left. He was still naked when he walked out exposing himself to the boys and Watari. Luckily, they had all seen him naked before, so it was no big deal. L got dressed and the went back to the ocean.

"Watari, there was a strange man in the shower today." L told his caretaker. "He was most likely drunk, and he was staring at my...um...private area." L said, his face a distinct reddish color. Watari nodded. "I will get him away from your property, L." He said.

It was now 10:51 PM, and L was trying to get the boys to go to bed. When he succeeded, he showed the men to their rooms.
When that was finally over, L was able to strip down to his gray boxers and go to sleep.
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Chapter 2
L woke up and noticed that the boys weren't in their beds.

He walked over to Watari's bed and tapped him on the shoulder. "Watari?" L asked. Watari woke up and turned over to face L. "Yes?" Watari replied, getting up. "If it's about the man last night, I took care of him." Watari said.
L smiled. "No, but thank you for that. I was going to ask where the boys were." He said.
Watari looked around. "No idea." He said. "Oh, and L," L turned around. "I'd like a word with you."

L gulped. It was like Wammy's all over again. When Watari says "I'd like a word with you" it doesn't mean what you think it means. It means "You are in trouble. My office now!"

L walked to Watari. "Uh..." He said quietly, "What did you want to say?"
Watari placed a hand on L's shoulder. "Come with me."

When L got there he saw what Watari wanted him to see. L saw Mello's bed with Playboy magizines underneath. There were semen stains on the blankets.

"He's getting older, L." Watari said. "You need to talk to him about this."

L nodded. He inspected the rest of the room. Nothing strange.

He went to go find the boys.

Near was in his room, reading a book. Mello snuck into the pool with Matt, and the Task Fore members were still asleep.

When everyone was ready, they went to the beach.

Nobody was there, since L owned it, so it was peaceful.

Chapter 2: Depression

When L finished, he and Naomi went to L's room to talk. Naomi finally decided to ask L the question. "Why did your parents have you circumcised?" She blurted. She cupped her hands over her mouth. Why was that such a bad thing?

1) Because you shouldn't just ask a guy about his penis.
2) Because L didn't have parents.

L looked down. "L...I'm sorry..." Said Naomi.
"It would be best if you left." Mumbled L. Naomi had never felt so bad in her life.
"L...I didn't mean it like that...I-I was just curious..."
L looked at Naomi. "I understand, I really don't feel like talking." He said.
Naomi didn't know what to do. She walked over to L and began rubbing his shoulders. "I'll only leave if you do one thing." She said.
L looked at her. "And what may that be?" He asked playfully.

"Kiss me." She said as she leaned in closer to him.

L kissed her. And it was the best feeling in his life.

Chapter 3: Showers

About an hour after the coffee accident, L decided to take a shower.

He was walking upstairs, when he was stopped by someone.

"Where do you think you're going?" She asked. It was Naomi.

"Shower." Replied L as he reached for the door. Naomi pushed his hand out of the way.
"Not with a broken arm you're not." She said sternly.
"But I really must use the restroom." Said L.
"If you're going in there, so am I." Naomi replied.

That scared L to death. Why?
1) She's a WOMAN, and L didn't need her looking at his nether regions.
2) Refer to number one.

L didn't want her to know that he was embarrassed and agreed.

When the walked in, they stood there for about a minute before Naomi said, "Didn't you need to use te toilet?" L nodded and put the toilet seat up. He looked at Naomi and motioned for her to turn around. She sighed and turned around while L relieved himself. When he was done, he washed his hands and looked at Naomi. "Could you please not watch as I undress?" He asked. But, instead of hearing "yes" Naomi reasponded with a cold, hard "No."
L pouted. "But I-" he started.

"L, just take your clothes off. I won't tell anybody."

L sighed and undressed. He then turned on the water and began to shower.

Naomi stood outside and waited. Then she wondered, "Why was L circumcised?"

Chapter 2: Broken

L woke up and went downstairs.

He sat down in his chair and began working. As he typed, Matsuda spilt coffee on the floor. "Please clean that up, Matsuda-San." He said. Matsuda went to go get a towel. L later forgot about the coffee, as did Matsuda, and slipped on it, landing on his arm.

Watari came in with an X-Ray machine. He told L that his arm was broken. Watari put a cast on L's arm and instructed him to keep it on for six weeks. L obliged, and everything was normal for the rest of the day. They worked and worked. Soon Matsuda came in with another cup of coffee and spilt it all over L's shirt. Since the coffee was hot, L immeadeatly took off his shirt. Watari brought L another shirt, but L's skin was still sticky.

Naomi witnessed the whole thing and was watching L.

Chapter 1: Crush

L was sitting in the monitoring room, bored out of his mind. He had found no new leads in the Kira Case, and was expecting someone. Suddenly Watari comes in with L's guest: Naomi Misora. L had a crush on Naomi, and was determined to ask her out. Naomi strolled over to L. "What's your alias this time?" She cooed. L had a "problem" growing in his pants already, and was trying to hide it. "R...Ryuuzaki." He said. Naomi laughed a little and Watari showed her to her room. When she was gone, Matsuda began chanting; "Ryuuzaki's got a girlfriend!" Over and over. Soichiro stopped him and talked to L. "Girl troubles, eh?" He said. L nodded. Aizawa walked over to them. "Girlfriend? Ryuuzaki? Never thought I'd hear those two words together." He said. L stood up. "Please stop it. If you really must know, yes, I like Naomi. I plan on asking her out soon." He said. As Watari came downstairs, L walked over to him. "Watari, I'd like to talk to you."

They sat in Watari's office. L was the first one to speak. "How do I do it?" He asked. "Pardon?" Said Watari. L sighed. "How do I ask Naomi out?" Watari remembered long ago at Wammy's House when L liked a girl named "Destiny". L was only about 11, and his hormones were going crazy. He tried flirting with her, but all he received was a slap in the face. L was actually quite attractive back then. He was tan, with long black hair going down to his shoulders. He had decided not to ever date anyone, but when he met Naomi, everything changed. "Watari?" Asked L. Watari snapped out of his thoughts. "Let's talk about this later, L." He said. They walked out of the office and got some cake.

L and Light were sitting in the monitoring room with the other TF members. "Light-kun?" L asked. Light looked over at L. "Yes, Ryuuzaki?" He replied. L shuffled in his chair before saying; "I need to masturbate." Light gasped. The TF also were amazed at what L had said. L stood up, and dragged Light with him. They went into L and Light's bedroom. L unhooked the handcuffs. "Light-kun, I am only doing this because I need my privacy." He said as he put the key back in his pocket.

Downstairs, The TF members were watching the cameras in L's room. When L unzipped his pants, Soichiro spoke up. "I don't think it is right to watch Ryuuzaki do these things." He said. Then, right before Matsuda was about to turn off the screen, Aizawa shouted "Well, if he can watch us masturbate, then we can watch him!" Everyone was amazed at this. "I'm sure he doesn't watch us masturbate." Said Mogi. Aizawa gave him the death glare. Soichiro nodded. "It is not okay to watch him do personal affairs like these. He works hard, and the man deserves some...sexual pleasure." He said. Aizawa rolled his eyes and turned off the screen. But when he was just about to turn it off, he noticed L wasn't in his room. He was in the monitoring room, listening to their conversation.

"Ryuuzaki!" Yelled Matsuda "How much did you hear?" L looked down. "Too much." He muttered and sat back down. He was blushing, and everyone could tell. 'Poor L' thought Soichiro. 'I wish I could cheer him up.'
It's not every day that te TF get to watch L masturbate, and none of them spoke about what had happened.

L was terrified. He had just awoken from another horrid nightmare. He was handcuffed to Light, which means he couldn't calm himself down with a piece of cake. L shook violently, until Light woke up, and gave him a glare. "You woke me up, Ryuuzaki!" He exclaimed. L looked down. "I'm sorry, Light-kun, it's just..." He stopped talking. Light noticed that L was still shaking. "What's wrong?" He asked. L looked back up at Light. L's face was flushed and his hair was messier that usual. L began to speak. "I had a nightmare." L stated. Light frowned. Poor L. He works so hard, and he can't even rest. "What was it about?" Light asked. L stopped shaking. "I'd rather not say..." Said L. Light stood up, which caused L's hand to fly up in the air. "Would you like to talk to Watari about it?" Light asked the detective. L nodded and they headed to Watari's office.

It's hard to find your way around the building when it's so dark, and L had to pee.

They made a pit-stop to the men's bathroom.

L stood in front of the urinal, arms shaking. He pulled on his zipper, which wouldn't come down. "L-Light-kun..." Light heard his name and answered. "Yes Ryuuzaki?" Light's voice echoed throughout the large bathroom. "I need help." L said. Light walked over to L. "My zipper is stuck." L stated. Light blushed and so did L. "And you, um, want me to-"
"Y-yes."
Light looked at L's crotch area, and began to unzip his pants. Finally, white briefs peeked out from L's pants. Light giggled. "L, you wear briefs?!" He exclaimed. L sighed and told Light not to look at him while he peed. L finished, washed his hands, and left(with Light, of course).

When they made it to Watari's office, L rushed over to the elderly man. "I-I had a nightmare." L said. Watari patted his lap, and L sat down normally on him. Watari kindly told Light to leave. Light did so, and Watari and L were all alone.

After a while L spoke up. "K-Kira..." He said. "He raped me." Watari hugged L tighter as the detective told Watari about his nightmare. When they were done, L was still sad. Watari decided to make him cake, which made L happy again.

Watari knew that L would get through it as he always did. Justice will prevail.

Check Up
L despised hospitals. He was rarely sick, and if he was, Watari helped him. When the Kira case arose, L had to monitor his health, just to make sure that Kira wasn't going to kill him.

When the thermometer read 98.7, L flipped.

That was 0.1 over the normal body temperature! He called Watrari and set up an appointment for him and the other TF members.

The doctor A.K.A Roger(Wammy's House owner) walked in. He lined everyone up and began checking them. He checked everyone from head to toe (yep, including the penis) and gave them shots. He checked their eyes, mouth, ears, nose, arms, and legs. Soon, they all had a testicular examination. Roger measured their length erect and flaccid. That was quite hard though, and here's the story of why:

Aizawa, Mogi, Matsuda, Soichiro, Light, and L were in line for the next stage of the check up: The testicar exam. Aizawa walked into the special room for the exam and layed down. Roger measured him flaccid, and told him to think of something erotic so he could measure him erect. It took about 3 minutes, and Roger dismissed him. Mogi, Matsuda, and Soichiro also took about 3 minutes. When Light walked in, he already HAD and erction thanks to a certain detective who was still shirtless from the first exam. Then it was L's turn. Roger measured his flaccid length, and then asked for him to think of something erotic. L thought and thought, but his penis was still limp. Roger handed him a playboy magazine which took a while for him to enjoy, but it ended up working.

Then was the next stage: weight.
They all did good, except for L, but that wasn't surprising.

When it was over, the men started comparing penis sizes, except L, who tried to find a lead on the Kira Case. Soon, the men engaged in group masturbation, which L tried hard not to look at. L had enough. He stood in the middle of the room with his eyes closed. "Please stop." He said, and the TF stopped and went back to work.

The men didn't know it but L was masturbating, too.

L's son chapter 5
When K woke up, L was standing over him. "K?" He asked tilting his head. K tiredly sat up. L continued. "Today is um, penis inspection day." L said. K threw up a little. L blushed and continued. "I thought that we should do this to make sure Kira isn't trying to kill us."
L was right, but K didn't want anyone to see his junk.

The doctor arrived and told the task force all to take off their pants and tell him their sizes and age.
Matsuda-2.5 soft, 5.3 hard. Age 22
Soichiro-4 soft, 7 erect. Age 36
Aizawa-6 soft, 8.5 hard. Age 34
Mogi-3.5 soft, 6 hard. Age 28
Light-4 soft, 6.4 hard. Age 17
L and K were last. The doctor instructed them to tell him their lengths.
L-5 soft, 7.5 hard. Age 24
L walked away while everyone gasped at L's impressive length, except Aizawa. Light cut in and told them that L's girth was only 1 inch around, and everyone started laughing. It was K's turn.
K-1 soft, 2.5 hard. Age 13.
The doctor smiled. "It's okay, you're right where you need to be, except, your girth is only 0.5, it should be about 1." The doctor looked at L, but your father's girth isn't that huge either..." He said and left the building.
K walked over to L. "My girth is only 0.5 inches..." He said and looked away. L bent down to K's height. "It's fine, K. I know it may seem small, but you are quite long at your age. K smiled. He knew L would always be there for him, no matter what.

L was going to the beach. The Kira case had ended and L's successors Matt(7), Mello(8), and Near(5), were coming wih him and Watari. "L?" Said a familiar voice from down stairs. It was Watari. He had L's bags ready and they were heading to Wammy's house to pick up the kids.

When they got there children were screaming and running around. Roger calmed the children down and called for Mello, Matt, and Near. The boys came running over to L. Soon after that they went to a store to get the boys swimming supplies. They all got goggles and swim trunks. Mello got red shorts with sharks on them, Matt got shorts with Mario on them, and Near's were just white.

Finally, after 3 long hours of sitting in L's limo, they were at L's private beach. It had everything. A hot tub, a sauna, an Olympic sized swimming pool, and more. L had also invited the Task Force. Even Light was there (after having his memories of the Death Note erased). "Ryuuzaki!" Yelled an ecstatic Matsuda. Matsuda rushed over and pulled L in to a tight hug. "I missed you!" He said, letting go. Aizawa and Soichiro walked over. Aizawa patted L firmly on the back. "I'm sorry for ever doubting you, Ryuu." L coughed from being hit, and nodded. 'Ryuu?' L thought, 'When did Aizawa start to like me?' Then Light greeted L with a shy Hello, and they began to do their "Beach Activities." Mello and Matt ran to the ocean while Near sat close by. L and Light went into the sauna. Matsuda and Aizawa were playing Volleyball, and Soichiro was next to Near, reading a book.
L just sat there when he realized that he had forgot to take off his shirt. He quickly slipped it off, and continued to relax.
When L was done, he went to check on the boys, who were playing in the water. Watari was watching them. Soon Mello came out of the water. L noticed that his leg was bleeding. "Mello, how did this happen?" L asked. Mello shrugged. "Well, we should get you cleaned up." L said. He motioned for all of the boys to come over to him.
The went into the bathroom. L was still hot from the sauna, so he went into a shower to get cooled off. "Watari, please take them to the toilets and help Mello with his injury. I'll be in the shower." Watari nodded and L walked into a shower. He undressed and turned on the cold water. Then he heard a man say: "Where's the soap?" L had never heard this man in his life. Then, a hairy, naked man came over to L. The man looked at L's long, but skinny penis(7.5 inches) and looked back at his own(9 inches and a lot of girth). Now, both men were flaccid so poor L(5 inches soft) was standing next to this guy with a penis that was 7 inches soft. The man patted L on the back. "Kid, you've got one tiny ding-a-ling!" He said. L assumed that the man was drunk and somehow manged to get into L's private beach. L was pink, and covering himself. The man continued to joke about L's penis. So there L was. He was getting made fun of because of his manhood. He handed the man the soap and left. He was still naked when he walked out exposing himself to the boys and Watari. Luckily, they had all seen him naked before, so it was no big deal. L got dressed and the went back to the ocean.

"Watari, there was a strange man in the shower today." L told his caretaker. "He was most likely drunk, and he was staring at my...um...private area." L said, his face a distinct reddish color. Watari nodded. "I will get him away from your property, L." He said.

It was now 10:51 PM, and L was trying to get the boys to go to bed. When he succeeded, he showed the men to their rooms.
When that was finally over, L was able to strip down to his gray boxers and go to sleep.