i near cried with laughter over the cake lol

As much as I'm enjoying reading this the more I read this the more like Belle and Rumpelstiltskin together

That was the best thing I ever had the pleasure of reading ! And you referenced Usher! I think I love you!

He so deserves it! He played with her emotions!

This is starting to look a little toxic.

There isn't much progress on the breaking curse front. Then again Rumple knows once the curse breaks how Emma sees him will change which is why he extracted that promise from her. And of course like most people who make a deal with Rumple they never think about what they actually agreed to or the consequences to what they agreed to. And then they get mad and blame him! Idiots!
Oh Mary Margaret if only you knew! You would be Snow gagging and enraged at the thought of the Dark One defiling your precious daughter.

When that curse breaks and Charming and Snow realize who their little Emma was all naked and snuggled up with all hell is going to break lose!

I bet he is fine.

That Ruby, Mother Superior, Emma, and Rumple scene was just left me laughing uncontrollably! She rated Rumple an 8.

Oh God I could just picture Regina's both times! I don't which one would be funnier: emma asking her out on date, or imaging Emma having sex with gold?

That was absolutely hilarious

Woah!

This reminds me of Lucifer and Chloe from the show Lucifer.

She was so close! She even referenced our world's version of him!

Emma needs a win. I really hope she thinks outside the box.