lol

This was disappointingly short but I still enjoyed it.

*hysterical giggling is now ensuing*

Among the Dark Organizations of Europe you forgot a very important one: the Transnational Syndicate of Telemarketers. *giggle*

What a fun story!

Daaaang. Loved it!
The bit about Goyle offering Hermione a betrothal totally cracked me up.

Chuckling at this one, thinking of the ramifications of Hermione being offered a Betrothal contract for Gregory, Goyle can be only acting dumb becuase he doesn't want to over shadow Malfoy, the shock when Harry finds out! the explosion of Ron's temper when he finds out! how many other offers could she get if the Sylerthins all get in on this option of contracts for Hermione! the mind is melting down with all the ideas , write some more to this? please.

Oh lord that so crazy. I wish their was a part 2 of this story.

A crackish delight! Chefs are also excellent torturers and assassins.

HAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh, I love your writing style.
You have a real gift for writing humor.
Thanks for sharing, I had a blast reading this.

Excellent chapter. 4,000/10

Can there be an aftermath for this?

LMAO I can so see Hermione's face at that offer thought the guy probably be better then Ron

I love it! LOLOL

This sheds a completely new light on my dentist habit to not wait for the anesthetic to take effect...

Nice idea, well executed.

Brought a smile to my face and made me chuckle.