I am dying for laughing! Lollll

I totally pity you for having to reread twilight (shudder). Also this story is good. so could you please update

You have my sympathies for re-reading the Twilight book. I've got some ideas of my own for a Harry Potter - Twilight crossover, but have no desire to read the book even once. :) Still, the story becomes much more palatable when Bellatrix takes Bella's place and does what Bellatrix is known for.

Alternatively, Dolores Umbridge as Bella Swan might be funny too because of all the 'half-breeds' in Forks, but it'd be a /really/ short story. "They're vampires!" is killed.

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages! I love this story, and I'm following in hope that there is more to come. :)

This story is delightfully stupid. Also, how did Sir Sparkles ever inject himself with heroin in the first place? While these vampires are retarded, they do admittedly have some overpowered abilities.
P.S. I appreciate the description of Bella's voices. Why is she so stupid? Because she is taking medication to repress her common sense.

I AM SO EXICTED! EEEEEEEE!

Oh, this is a riot! I haven't read a story this good in ages! You made my day with this!

HAHAHAHA! "I... like older men..." "seems normal." "...who sparkle in the sunlight." "...wait, uh, what!?"
xD

HAHAHA! "Thinly veiled foreshadowing"... xD Oohhh, poor bellatrix. this is painful. xD haha!

If you ever decide to continue this, please do! I was having a crap day and then I found this and I've been laughing and laughing! Thank you!

Oh my god, this fic is ... epic. Please updaaaaaaate !

Oh mu God! This is fucking hilarious! I salute you - now write more!

You are my Queen. Officially. I love you. This is amazing.

I can't type a proper review because I'm too busy laughing my head off.

Wasn't Twilight WAY before any of the HP movies?