If only this was canon.

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PERFECT!

reaally like this! good job :P

Again, not a Brittana fan, but you made it so cute!

And Klaine - "Oh, screw it". Now, why couldn't Ryan have written that A LONG LONG LONG time ago.

Also, I have to wonder if Santana is slightly unhinged. Like, "I forgot to take the medicine that keeps the doctors and the jacket that lets me hug myself away" unhinged lol

Great story!

This is actually... i love this :D

All right, forget my last review, THIS IS NOW MY FAVOURITE. Of all time. Ever. And it should have happened in the show. There were so many things I loved about it- probably the Sam bits the most, strangely enough! :)

"Nope. I promised you that I would help you get Frodo, no matter what. So, flirt with my boyfriend, dammit!"

I died.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! the cuteness at the end is just too much i'm now grinning like an idiot :)

Klaine and Brittana both together would be my favourite thing ever those two and Samcedes are my 3 favourite couples :)

i was laughing through this whole thing santana and kurt partners in crime is probably the most epic thing i've heard in a long time :)

Aaaand after heading off to check out your profile I found the sequel :) And loved it just as much, of course! I love the 5 steps and how Kurt's is so different from Santana's and vice versa, and of course how they both end up with the right people at the end. Wonderful!

~Lynne

I love this

I have NO idea why I like Santana and Kurt so much but I do! I loved whenever Santana would try to make a move on Kurt! You should write more like that!

So, I basically fell in love with the kurtana friendship yesterday and trolled through all the fics with them, and my god yours was just amazing! I laughed soooo hard throughout the whole thing, it was very well written and I loved your characterization of everybody okay I'll stop rambling now but yeah, loved it!

Funny, beautiful, and cute. I really enjoyed reading this. _

this is soooo cute! loved "milk and cookies" too btw!

(santana's tips worked like a charm for kurt: "The thin boy bit his lip, looking up through his eyelashes." sweet and innocent my ass! ;o) )

Yesss ! This is made of so much win. Kurt and Santana aren't often described as friends, and it works so well here - well, it is slightly dysfunctional, but it works for them ;)

"You are probably the hardest lay I've ever had to deal with."

Kurt threw his hands in the air. "I'm gay! I don't want to have sex with a girl!"

"I'm a fermata; hold me?"

"No."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

"No, but it'll hurt when you go to hell for using that line."

"Date me, I'm desperate?"

"Clearly."

Kurt wiped at his mouth, gagging a little. "You taste like pepperoni."

Santana shrugged. "A girl's gotta eat."

"I'm going to go throw up now."

"Have fun."

"Where was Kurt when you needed someone to punch?"

I'll stop now, or else I'll end up quoting three-quarters of the text, but I'll just add that I loved Sam's dating tips and Finn being Kurt's golden retriever and his excuse to go to Artie's and watching porn together and SAM AND MERCEDES and, of course, Klaine and Brittana at the end.

Anyway, loved this, you did an awesome job !