I laughed soooo much at this one! I love ALL of it, so it's hard to pluck out favourite bits when the whole kaboodle is so darn funny. :-) I have to mention a few though:

'The Klingons have gone,
I'm not taking them on,
So Starfleet can witness my hate.' - Classic ST-villain move, to take it out on the innocent crew. Yay 60s!

'I aim to look brainless, but cute.' - A brilliant line, so good!

'It's usual I'm told
To ignore blue and gold
And aim at the ones wearing red.' - haha! I bet no one told her the blue and goldies are the smarties. :-) Poor red shirts though!

Again a superb poem, up with my favourites. I'm so glad you posted it. :-) Lisa x

Wow, I love this. It's hilarious, but also very well written. Loved the rhyming pattern, it makes it a great fit for the mood of the poem.

-LZ

Hahaha! This was excelent (as always!). Absolutly prefect. I can actually picture the whole thing as an episode. *favorites*

This is wonderful! I'm totally putting Rand in as the 'Alien Lady'. :D

Thanks for writing this!

So THAT'S how he ended up with "a female yeoman"!

The Kitten

I was kind of debating reading this, but then decided too. I was smiling all the way through till I got to the end. That's when I broke out laughing. Kirk's yeoman...pretty funny!