Oh love them both xD Imogen is right, Constance IS a drama queen and loll at Frank and Davina hehe

That was fan bloody tan tastic! Loved it!

My jaws hurt from me laughing and both of my cats are staring at me like I'm a dog! *just realises she forgot to feed the stray* oh shoot!

Anyways, getting back to the point.

Fav lines:

"but having insisted that she wasn't leaving him with her cupboard unsupervised"

that's so her!

"I was getting the crow for the crow bar" she replied a little dazed but in a matter of fact sort of tone.

"I see … and er … what do you think a crow bar is"

"Oh that's obvious", she said standing up with a big smile on her face, "it's a bar where all the crows like to meet and they have a lovely time; they sing some songs, do some dancing, and on special occasions they may even have a small whisky" at this point she winked and nudged him with her elbow.

Utterly lost for words, Mr Blossom cupped his hand in his face whilst shaking his head.

If that's what she thought a crow bar was, there was no way he was going to ask her to pass him the spirit level.

Sorry I copied and pasted a lot there but I loved every bit of it! That was so Miss Bat and I especially loved the last line. Well done!

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HAHA! I absolutely loved this!

The characterisation was perfect and it was very enjoyable.

Favourite line:

"Being a mouse wouldn't be all bad", Miss Cackle mused, "think of all the cheese I could eat".

Had me loling so much!

This one also:

"Only Amelia could find the silver lining about being turned into a mouse."

Oh, two of those have to go into my top 10 fav quotes. hehe!

Well done!

OMG! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I HAVNT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW!

OMG! I WAS IN TEARS LAUGHING! THANK YOU SOOO SOOO MUCH! YOUVE JUST BRIGHTENED UP THIS RATHER BLONDEROUS DAY! :D

If I could, I would c & p the whole thing but as that would stop people from reading the actual fic...

*directs people to the actual fic itself with a note saying "well worth it!"*

I must paste this bit though, theres too much of a temptation to ignore

'"I see … and er … what do you think a crow bar is"

"Oh that's obvious", she said standing up with a big smile on her face, "it's a bar where all the crows like to meet and they have a lovely time; they sing some songs, do some dancing, and on special occasions they may even have a small whisky" at this point she winked and nudged him with her elbow'

Oh yes indeedy! those crows just ADORE that whisky! ;P

'If that's what she thought a crow bar was, there was no way he was going to ask her to pass him the spirit level.'

SUPERB last line! if I wasnt already in tears through laughing so hard, this line just stopped my breathing completly! :D

IT WAS ABSOLUTLY, MAGINIFICANTLY WRITTEN! I doubt anyone could have done it quite so well! :D

Now all we have to do is make it shiny for their... ahem... distant cosins ;P

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

your humor never ceases to amaze me! :D

The Half Cast Mourne Posh Girl

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Falls on floor in a heap still laughing. Well that was an intersting one. Wonder what is going to happen to H.B. and the pratice runs for the play.

I can't remember if I've reviewed this already but I have to tell you I love this! Well done! D D D

*is rolling around the floor in hysterics, time indicating voice speaks* "some three hours later..." *BMF composes herself, fixes miscara due to tears of laughter, breathes because she forgot and takes her seat on chandelier* OMG! that was so so so funny Sammi! i absolutely loved the following...
'Amelia slowly slid her cheesecake up the table fearful of what may happen to it if it got in the way' QUICK, PROTECT THE CHEESECAKE! *puts armour on said cheesecake and whispers to Sammi* "there, i think it should be safe, i have hired a body gaurd though just incase" :D

'If looks could kill then this one would have killed you, brought you back to clean up the mess and then killed you all over again.' *cue BMF falling off of chandelier, in relentless hysterics' HOW ON EARTH DO YOU DO IT SAMMI? i still have hysterical breakdowns due to that line! :D LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!
'"For someone who seems to be so against theatre she is certainly some Drama Queen"' *high fives Sammi and Imogen*
'she had just suggested that pigs could fly' you mean they cant? hehee fab line hun!
'as we'll be the mice' Ahh i can so imagine lavinia saying that, great characterisation hun!
'Being a mouse wouldn't be all bad", Miss Cackle mused, "think of all the cheese I could eat".

Miss Drill cupped her face in her palm and shook her head. Only Amelia could find the silver lining about being turned into a mouse.' OH MY GOOD HEAVENS, FAIRYS, NYMPHS, PIXIES AND ELVES! trust Amelia! *reaches for oxygen mask, through latest hysterical fit*
*bows down to Princess Sammi and throws lillys* all hail sammi! I UTTERLY ADORE YOUR WRITING HUNNY! i really can't wait for the next update!
really well done! *takes a seat next to update button* oh believe me, i can wait forever. *grins*
Luv yah Sammi *hugs*
BMF ;D
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