This sucks

OMG, poor Bella. I loved her inner monologue. xx

lol pimped by Typokween ages ago. xx

OH MY GOSH! I have never laughed so hard at a fanfic in my life! That was just too stinkin' funny. :)

Very very funny.

I havent laughed so much for ages. Loved it xx

Hilarious first chapter, loved it x

I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. That was so awesome. I really need to find me some more funny stories.

Yeah that howling, sputtering, hysterical laughter...it was me. The spraying, choking sound, that was my red wine.

The "Dick of Doom" was emasculated by a pair of Kindergaten sissors. Bwahahahah

"You owe me a manicure" priceless.

Oh shit, I am still belly laughing. I can't see for the tears in my eyes. And the last jab "rear entrance" was fucking perfect. LOL.

Omfg I nearly died laughing lol lol lol ! Thank you lollolol

OMF "Dick-of-Doom" MwaHaHa! *SNORT* Thanks guys, that was hysterical!

Ah HA HA! That was awesome! Loved that she said it too loud and silenced everyone. I was all "AHH! Oh no she didn'T!"*LOL* WAY too funny

Funny sunshine and rainbows. Found on lemonade stand

JFC. I haven't laughed this hard in SO long! JaimeArkin rec'd me this on Twitter last night and I'm so fucking glad she did.

Omg it was so hilarious because you completely threw ego and pride out the window and just went for it! It felt so realistic, thankfully. You pretty much mirrors my thoughts every time I've read this scenario between E and B in a fic. The whole 'poop does not come from here' thing? LMAO! EXACTLY! And btw, my new favorite term is Hershey Squirt. Just sayin.

Thank you so much for writing and sharing. I'll pass the the rec on Twitter :)

~jada~