Absolutely retarted but I couldn't stop laughing. WRITE THE REST OF IT!

Very funny.

KrisEleven~

XD this is god. XD faved!

*dies of laughter*

lol this was hysterical! i esp. loved the how YOU doin'? part!

*stares at dead parrot Gandalf*
Can't... stop... laughing... *pictures Boromir shaking Frodo and yelling all that again.* *continues to crack up*

you need to write more os this it is funny as f**k
i very nearly wet myself

Precious, precious fic. I must say that anything that revolves around an evil spork has to be a work of genius. And, so far all evidence points in favor of my theory. Rock on, evil spork!

XD love love love love LOVE it! Power to the Spork! ]

Just for the record, this is the first chapter that had a quotation that I actually recognized. Long live Lewis Black. d

Too...freaking...HILARIOUS! I have class now, so I can't read any more of this, but rest assured, I WILL be reading all of this later this afternoon. THIS IS QUALITY!

Wow. I say that a lot, but I really mean it. Wow. ONWARD SPORK LADIES.

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There is definitely something seriously wrong with you lot. I love it!

*falls over laughing insanely* bwahahahahahah... This fic is brilliant, brilliant I say! EE, can't believe I hadnt read it yet *wipes away tear* Poor Sam, I hate you... but I still pity ye.

That was funny. I'm going to have to recommend it to my friends, who do a remarkable impression of Gollum and Frodo with the whole rambling bit. Without the spork.