oh. my. god. i’m so glad i found this story while browsing... i have never laughed this hard in all the years i’ve been reading ff. i started cracking up at the volvo’s pov and just could not stop. love the little touch about edward thinking hedwig looked familiar

The funniest thing I have read in a looong while. How do people some up with stuff like this?

Lmao! The pinworms reference is a dead giveaway that you are moms of little kids.

Your so funny! Yes, seaquel please! I want to sees more of the Cullenes's. :D

What did I just read?

roflmao - what the hell were you on when you wrote this? It's senselessly hysterical. I'm knee deep in concern for the Volvo - they should have autocide prevention hotlines, you know.

So fuckin weird did ANY ONW ELSE WANT TO FUCK A LARGE GAY VAMPIRE COCK I KMOW I DID MAN I AM HORNY

YEAH FUCK ME SHIT YEA GET THAT PUSSY SHOVE THICK DICK UP THERE YE make mw takethT dickMAKE ME TAKE RHr FUKIMF DICK

I tried to read this when I had just discovered the wonderful world of fanfiction...didn't get through the first paragraph...too busy looking for stuff about Ed and Bella getting busy, ya know. While rereading Philadelphic's brilliant Canzone, I decided to give it another try. Now I get it!

12year old polyvore slash writer, Chilly Barley, every effin' POV from the Volvo to the stuffed owl, popped p's, dripping cooters. Sorry to be so late to the party...funniest thing I've ever read! You guys are genius!

Dear God xD

I'm still crying from "Chilly Barley." You are amazing :)

what a load of crap

The various points of view are a scream. You have once again blessed us with a truly insightful depiction of the various genres of fanfic while still managing to keep us stimulated with your intellectual prowess. I was saddened to see the demise of our dear sweet silver volvo (I had become quite attached *les major dramatic sigh*). On a side note, I really do think you have come up with a brilliant idea with your concept of the medic alert bracelet for the epileptic penis. Certainly patent worthy. Thankyou for this wonderfully entertaining story. )

OMG ! You had me at "I gently cupped his ass with my bucket seats." LMFAO ! This was ingenius !

I'm not even past the volvo POV and can't stop laughing! LMFAO! Myhusband is looking at my like I'm high on crack and my kids keep asking me: "mami, what's so funny?" and let me tell u, I don't havea good sense of humor, so GREAT .. nno, no, no, wait... AMAZING JOB!

This was just insane! Loved it!

i cant breathe omfg omfg