thank you for your amazingness

oh man this is amazing and hilarious.

hilarious thank you. "therefore the wizard who hath used bleach came unto the mount and bade them shut up"
That was so funny

It’s endlessly refreshing to me that you can make fun of yourself. I’m thoroughly enjoying this. I do have a few questions though:
Out of all of the MANY sons of the Wors Elf To Ever Exist, the Elf Whom I Would With Great Delight Punch In The Face, out of all his sons, it’s Caranthir? I mean, I guess he’s the fifth-least-sucky. And he was pretty. Eh, no judgement, I’m just more of a Maedhros girl. Also, Glorfindel should look scared because I’m coming for him in my next fanfic and he’s gonna go through so much PTSD. ALSO, I love this. It’s fantastic.

Araloth... you’re KILLING ME

Thou shalt not glomp thy neighbor's elf. Truly a wise statement.

Every pseudo scripture should be this funny. And ought to include an Elf of Great Hotness.

O.O in awe. I love it! Squeee! Oops...

You're a goddamn genius

This story, and at many points throughout, had me rolling over laughing out loud. For real. Extremely awesome job. Love it.

This is super funny! I didst love the Bible Englishe.
Marvelous job!

This is so funny! Best: "Fine, thou canst squee, but not so loudly that the Fellowship and thy readers must get hearing aids after the experience."
Poor Legolas! I hate spiders... :(

This is so funny! Best:
“Thou shalt address no one in Middle-Earth with incessant giggling, numerous punctuation marks or text speak, for it is odious in the sight of the Lord, and all rational beings beside.“
Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Legolassssssssssssss beeeeeeee freeeeeeeeeeee from the fangirlsssss

AHAHAHAHAHAH FARAMIR THE ABUSED EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’M DYYYYYYYYYYINGGGGG
And blessed art thine eyebrows for they are totally hot is FABULOUSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well that was random. Anyway, I didn’t know there was another chapter so this is really exciting!

This is fabulous! The elf of great hotness... XD
Really funny