BEST...FUCKING...FANFIC...EVER (But Disturbing)

I'd probably be like, "BISH WHA?" Than proceed to laugh my ass off.

I like to imagine that, at some point, Pete is hit in the face with a can of radioactive glitter that transforms him into his superhero alter ego... THE SEXUALITY FAIRY.
At this point, he spends his reign of terror throwing glitter at people and giggling manically.
In my head, right before Kirby thinks "W-WHAT!?", Pete runs into the scene, lets out a peal of evil laughter, and throws glitter at Johnny and Kirby before quickly dashing off, leaving only a pastel rainbow trail in his wake.
Actually, The Sexuality Fairy is now present in all fanfics, books, movies, television shows, and games wherein the writer accidentally sexuality.
As for your story... Preeeeety funny! I mean, this is pretty out of character for Kirby, never mind Johnny (I've never even played the games, you guys), but they're mostly vessels for the audience to laugh at here, I think. Nice work, team!

The end is the menester :D

XD I love Kirby in this!

HAAAAAAAA! That was great.

...More?

that. was. weird.

but it was pretty good. I wish you could continue it!

"Holy SHIT!"

lol 'DO ME YOU GREASY BASTARD!' xD that made my day

I would have never thought of this pairing, but you make it work. It would be awesome if you'd continue it though. Just a thought. :)

Well gd,

I luv the bit when Kirby goes "DO ME, YOU GREASY BASTARD!" and "I-I mean...COME GET YOUR POUNDCAKE, YOU PERVERT!".,

You have got to write more of these

So cute!

:) Never thought of Johnny and Kirby.

Interesting in a way though.

Good Story~

OH HELL YEAH! I LOVED IT! MARVELOUS! *squeals happily* A KIRBY/JOHNNY PAIRING! HOW CUTE! THANK YOU FOR MAKING SUCH AN AWESOME PAIRING! *squeals again and then faints*