Here are a few new ones don.t stay after the mall closes to have a party. don.t go near that meteor and don.t touch it. don.t say nothing can go wrong. don.t leave the main road

Dont mention a jason to the guy with knives and and a red and green Christmas sweater if you mention him your toast if a man who sounds like jack Nicholson makes you dance with him on a church tell him you like purple then get as far away as you can when batman shows up it could save you from being thrown off the building

Wow I love this most of it is an absolute fact of mistake s that have been made and as for Jerith or the goblin king hes all yours honestly you can have him just try not to make him jealous cause you'll end up in the bog of eternal stench and I have another suggestion when you're seeing bloody twins get out of the hotel

I'm a virgin! :D

Wait, why Time Warp?

OH SHIT NO NOO PLEASE DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THE TIMEWARP

You forget don.t say you will be right back

Okay, I hope that these rules and do's can help me live for 10 more minutes. Can't wait for the next part.

Which movie were these rules from, by the way?

this is great!

will I making
My OUN SURVIVER guide I call it " how to SURVIVER a horror movie "
And " how to SURVIVER a horror movie yet again " is will be based on true story
And I RELLY WNHT to save all the PEALPE's life's from any were from here

Cool I have a suggestion:

Dont tell The sweater guy that his anitials mixed up is KFC you will die if you do.

What do you think

I happen to be:

Black

Tough

Smart

and

Brave. Of course I'm gonna follow the rules on the guide to the letter! Plus Freddy Krueger already hates me so yeah. )

waw! Entonces yo sobreviviría a una película de terror si... iría a parender artes marciales solamente :D genial !

OMG THE LITTLE JAPANESE BOY IS TOSHIO!

poor poor Carrie!poor

So fun to read! Keep writing. Like your style.