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"Every ones a target! hahaha!"

-Eris, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

I loved it! I'm waiting for the next chapter!

Here are some of my favorite phrases:

"Ares came to me one day while I was causing a swarm of wasps to attack a passing traveler who had inadvertently kicked a stone in my direction." Heheheheheheh. Stupid mortals.

"I dispersed the wasps and turned the traveler into a snake, so we could speak without distraction." Once again, ROFLMAO.

"After a time I told him to leave me so I could think." It's quite funny to imagine Eris ordering a big, powerful, full-of-righteous-anger-and-testosterone god to go away so she could think.

"I take great pleasure in the anger and fear I cause. I drink it like a fine wine." I know, not meant to be funny, but a very clever simile.

"And that was an instant reaction to being denied an invitation. Imagine what I could do when I set my mind to it." Made me laugh. Big thumbs up to chaos and etc.

"I have to say, I quite enjoyed the resulting murder and cannibalism." Rolling on the floor with this one. Heh heh heh.

"They made such ugly birds." I love the matter-of-fact, all-knowing tone in which this is delivered. Great!

"Though if you speak of this to anyone, you shall suddenly feel the desire to devour your own feet." Okay, you gotta give the lady credit. She's got imagination.

Anyway, great job! Eris both scares me and makes me laugh. She is, after all, my favorite goddess. Whee!