it didn't cost anything it was curtosy of the NHS or national health. if your not from the uk. you can't be expected to know that though

Oh I agree, a perfectly torturous experience

This was amazing! I had to go to the dentist a few months ago and it was pure torture, lol.

Fantastic! :-)

Well... I hate going to the dentist, but I never thought it was quite THAT bad. I agree with everyone else, though, that the orthodontist is TERRIBLE. Braces are TERRIBLE. Rubber bands are TERRIBLE. Grindy machines that grind the glue off your teeth are TERRIBLE. Yes, they really do use grinding machines to grind things off your teeth. It worries me that they'll accidently grind off some enamel, and then I'll be in bad shape.

I am so thankful I've never gone to the dentist.

No, I'm not bragging. We can't really afford it, and we don't need it, but I've always heard that it's terrible. I shudder to imagine...

Anyway! This was a tremendously humorous story! I loved it!

I actually don't mind the dentist's that much but, and I don't mean to offend anyone, I hate the orthodontist's, I despise it, I loathe it I'm sorry but I don't like people who put me through pain, especially when that pain hampers my ability to eat. Really though, I love this story. I will keep it in mind when I go to the orthodontist's next. DFTBA.

I hear ya, Edmund! Never fear, though, the orthodontist is about twenty times worse! ;)

Haha! Super funny, especially Edmund! Oh my! Awesome fic!

Last week I had a dental operation to have one of my teeth removed...the dentist not only have to use pliers and four injections but also was so ham-fisted that he managed to crack my skull.
I feel your hatred for the dentist, my friend, I feel it!
great and unusual story. brilliant concept.
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I like that you added Ed's jaw wound into it so easily! Well done.

I hate the dentist. I'm going tomorrow, sadly. I know my teeth are terrible, but I seriously doubt all they do is needed. And honestly! The flavors! They could get any worse in my opinion. Plus they have noreapect for loose teeth. Mine was seconds away from falling, an she had to go yanking floss between my teeth and jerk it out oh so painfully.

Well now that my rant is over, it was a brilliant story! Funny and truthful.

Brilliant. Loved Ed's thought processes ) Hilarious and witty!

This story is hilarious!

Hahahahahahaha u hate the dentist too and the orthodontist (and braces and elastics)