I seriously need whatever it is you're smoking (jk...maybe). It would do wonders for my writing technique...

Laughing with wild abandon at the last paragraph.
Excellent.

hahah i loved the ending.

i am dancing , i am dancing, ichiraku ramen, pup pup pup..wratte irru kara , , le le mera dil le le.

maza aa gaya baapa re!

aelibia PUP PUP!

This whole shitter was frammin' funny as hell, but I think the crowning lines were the last ones: "Back in the cave, Sasuke and Itachi worked out their differences following the emotionally tragic abandonment of respective acquaintances. They moved to the north, where they opened a large, private brothel and resurrected the Uchiha Clan in less than a year. Their prostitution benefits are enormous."

T'was perfect.

damn! pure hilarious genius i love it

wow! too much info on the Uchihas but I like it! Kankuro/Ayame huh? never thought of it...interesting

Just wrong!

that last part was really funny

as was sakuras aversion to morning sickness

omg! HAHAHAH!

So funny!

i hope you make a 2nd part to this that would be soo cool ! !

Well, that was a rather silly story. I liked it! It was well written, so good job!

Pure, 100%, excellence. No other words need to be spoken.

Wow,

I toatally just had coffee come out of my nose!

(Those Uchiha brothers sure are clever xD)

hahahahahaha love the ending i never laughed so hard in my life (not true but whatever it was stil funny as hell)

love the story