lol- I bet this was Alex (Cheif) XD

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That was hilarious! Heehee. Toaster.

The toaster lunged ... and what? Proceeded to beat Rodney to death with the lemon scone some dumb scientist had jammed into it several months ago?

"The toaster lunged."

...That, that! That is the greatest quote ever.

I'll never watch the Brave Little Toaster the same way again.

You've just shattered another priceless childhood gem.

I hope you're happy.

i always knew that those toasters were up to something...

lol. a toaster. hahaha I didn't see that one coming. I half expected a lemon though ... ;) Nice piece :D

Damn, McKay pisses off a lot a ppl. But a toaster? oh well. he he he!

One insult too many and someone is liable to go completely animal crackers on you. LOL! I kept thinking it might be a prank someone was trying to pull on Rodney, but the narrative kept saying that the goal was homicide, and didn't leave much room for the prank theory. I was wondering how the assassin was going to pull it off in the busy mess hall. ;)

OK. First off let me say that this has got to be the strangest fan fic you've ever written. Second I think it's hilarious. Third I want you to google 'a dog's breakfast' and read up about David Hewlett's film. I'm a shameless promoter.

Come on! Where's Rodney's reaction?

that just made my day. :D

Bwahahaha! I loved this! It so very much reminds me of a pic I found randomly online a month or two ago, which itself reminded me of Rodney-I must share:

See? You are not the only one with the warped imagination out there! P

Uh, okay...*giggle* That was strange. A toaster? LOL. I definitely didn't see that coming.

And I love this part - 'One insult too many and someone is liable to go completely animal crackers on you.' :D Nice!