This was confusing but adorable and I really liked it 3

The fifth one was quite a surprise mindfuck ;) TIMETRAVEL MOTHERF*CKER!

Number 5. 'Nough said.

Hehehe! My favorite was 5! Or was it 3? Maybe 2? 4? 1? Gah! I liked it all! Especially: "Bugger this and sod the lot of you. I quit.".
Hehe

Hi would it be alright if I used number 2 in a fic? I think it's a cute idea so I want to see if I could expand on it.

Sanity

Two: Stephanie Meyers, why don't you take a seat over there?

Love it! they all made me smile or laugh.

You might like one of the chapters in my only, so far, HP story. Check out Ch.2 Butterflies. :)

# 2 - hahahahahaha

*wipes away a tear) that's hilarious especially in the light of so many Snarry stories.

That is adorable. Just...gah!

all of those were awesome! i would actually LOVE to see storys from 2 and 4! lol!

I think number two was my favorite...And I'm confused by number one.

Good one shot though :)

very cute

"Bugger this and sod the lot of you. I quit."

LMFAO!

5, 2, and 1 are great. I love the number 1 the most because I happen to like Harry-goes-back-in-time-and-falls-for-Snape stories and I have no problem laughing at myself. nice little list. :)

The Divinations one, hands down. There is just something about fictional characters removed from context, given an omniscient perspective, but retaining their personalities. I have no trouble at all seeing Snape waiting for his voice to grow past puberty. XD