Oh... My... God...

I think you broke me. I'm laughing so hard that I can barely see the keys to type. This is priceless. I so need this to have actually happened. This is seriously in my head canon now. Well done. All the awards to you!

Oh, WOW. I'm completely going to think of this every time I watch TNG.

And it's totally worth it because this is so funny.

What I would give to see the look on Riker's FACE when he finds out what he did...

Ohsh*t! That is funny"

OMG this is hilarious! I so didn’t see that coming! I love this!

Really great! I loved parts like this: "Not only that," said Beverly, "it also works on Vulcans, Andorians, Bajorans, Babylonians, and Tribbles. Worf might prove to be a problem, though, so stay out of his way."

That was halerious! Great Job!

I hardly ever read Star Trek fanfic, I'm here through links to your Harry Potter fics, but I can't believe you've gotten no reviews commenting on the story! It's hilarious! I'm going to read it to my sister so she can collapse hysterically. Even though I understand the style choice, I really really wish you'd written the bridge scene! "What on earth is the meaning of all this-" *is still giggling*

Um, maybe there's something wrong with my computer, but when I clicked on the link for this story, the text for 'Ode to Book Six' kept coming up. Was there an accident when it was uploaded? Is there any way I could read the story, please?