This Ganondorf reminds me of father from knd

But alas! The fic has not been updated in over a decade! Which, if you think about it, is actually an accurate representation of the fate of 75% of all generic Zelda fanfictions. Brilliant!

This was such a fun read, and I think I'll keep this in mind when writing. Thanks!

I blame his escape on a secret Nuclear power converter that is capable of warping dimensions.

YOU... ARE... AWESOME! Although you may not know it, you use the super funny ''make fun of'' , ''pun'' and ''make no sensee but make sense'' style of Douglas Adams (The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) Its awesome that you have his unique style! Oh, and good luck!

Hey GG! I know this is probably coming to you from out of nowhere, but I randomly found the old file I had saved on my computer which had Hey, OCARINA when I got the feeling that it was about to get deleted off this website. Yeah... those were bad days...

Anyway, it was a lot of fun to read your old works again! I definitely know for sure now that you were and always will be my favorite FF.N author. Should you ever decide to update or make anything new, I'll be one of the first to rush my ass over to it and check it out!

Yours truly, and all the best,

Triforce90

Oh. My. Gosh. I read this downstairs, and now my mom wants to know why why I am shaking uncontrollable with silent laughter. I can barely stop laughing long enough to type this. I am not sure I will ever fully regain my ability to breathe without laughing. Ahh... Two Angry Beavers... me and my sister used to argue about that show all the time... If the fairy description didn't kill me (And it very well may have), it was the bolded dialogue. I Twilight Princess recently (My first and so far, only, Zelda game), and it wasn't long before I got to the point where I decided that they only bolded random phrases because they were bored.

Your story is astonding in its hilarity and I hope you continue it.

Oh, and my entry for the "SOUL OF JENNIFER BONANZA AUTHOR SUCKUP GIVEAWAY":

Emma Vargas was a fifteen year old girl who attended Laguna Creek High School in the suburban town of Elk Grove, California. Her tan skin glistens in the sun, and her short blonde hair is always shining. Her sparkling blue eyes were blessed by the goddesses so that she may see that which others cannot. No one is quite sure exactly what it is that she sees, but it's very cool anyway. However, in her excitement, she told others and was teased and ostrasized. The years of abuse has resulted in her building a tough and sacastic persona to cover her soft and giving heart.

Eh, it was supposed to be Sue-ish, right? Cause otherwise, I appear to have quite the ego. lol.

I am so laughing my head off. i was already asked if I needed help cause it looked like I was asphyxiating in front of the screen. The tennis ball completely cracked me up - I swear, I haven't seen anything funnier in the zelda fandom ever. You so totally deserve every single review you've got and I hope the hundredll be full soon.

I'm sure a few people will get those inside jokes, or at least the first one. I myself am not so sure about the Ingmar joke, although it sounds vaguely familiar...

But of course, the first one has to do with beavers that are angry, am I right?

Besides all that, I love your story. It's nice to see someone realizes how overused some things are in the Zelda fandom.

My apologies for the long review.

W O W. this is probably the best Zelda fic i have ever read. and what exactly are you talking about? the Hero of Time is HOTTER THEN HELL!

Wow. Its been awhile since I've read your stuff. It's just as gut-bustingly hilarious as I remembered!

Fantastic! Its really wonderful to be able to loose myself in your pure 'goodness' fics! Life is so dreary and such a downer.. your laugh-out-loud, seriously twisted, always fresh stories are such a relief.

SO thanks! :D

I GET THE JOKE! Daggeto and Norberto are based on the names of Dag and Norb from the early ninety's nickelodeon cartoon The Angry Beavers! Sweet.

... I like Evanescence. OH WELL! That was really funy. And stuff. Keep writing. I'll probably never review this again, by the way. Laziness is fun.

hahahahaha meat shields! i'd reply to your ad but i'm kinda 5 months late. -_-;

...the angry beavers! :D :D

gg, you're like the only one who can replace "god" with a fictional god's name without sounding ridiculous. like when harry potter authors write "great newts in merlin's beard, harry!"

go gg! _

GG!

as long as it's been since i've been in touch with the fanfiction world, your writing still makes me laugh like no other.

gonna finish reading after eating dinner. awesome as always so far. :D

It's "by accident". Sorry, my 2nd grade teacher used to constantly correct me every time I made that grammar mistake. Anyway, great story! Looking forward to the next chapter.