Try reading this chapter out loud. Just try it. Best minute and a half you'll ever spend.

Just. Freaking. Brilliant.
:D

This is amazing! Thank you so much for writing this :D

Last line... I'm making whimpering noises trying not to bawl with laughter in the middle of class!

Morgoth as a silly fangirl with a crush on Feanor, and a liking for killing Sauron in each and every fanfic!? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I can totally visualize that.

Thanks for writing this, I laughed so much reading it.

This notebook is wonderful; I've read it about a hundred times and it's still just as amusing. It's also made me really want to incorporate Tea with Glaurung in a story. Will I face legel issues if I do? :P

That was just great. :D

I never pictured Morgoth as being such a creative story-writer. ;)

Had to laugh real hard about the Greenwood chapter an all those annotations by Morgoth about legal troubles and his slandering about Sauron. xD

I almost pity the guy because now he's in the Void with a whining Sauron and can't write anymore. xD

Like I said before- absolutely priceless! Thanks so much for making my day.

I've been laughing so hard that it hurts. This chapter was priceless! Well done :-D

I LOVE IT 8DDD Well, really more of the references to Feanor than the rest of them (because he's everyone's favourite Noldorin elf, of course xD) but it was still awesome I LOVE how he kills Sauron every single time...and Aegnor...isn't that Finarfin's son? And Greenwood had me cracking up a lot xDD (Damn, now I wish I was sorted into our school's Greenwood House. Dammit OTL)

My... I thought it'd take me quite some time to read it all and in the end... well, see for yourself.

Oh my god, it was just plain awesomness! I loved the story ideas and the way they were written down - I mean, it could have been Morgoth! And I loved the ones in which he mentions Sauron who wouldn't be stupid enough to put all his power in one piece of jewellry - an the one with 'greenwood' had me laughing so hard I choked several times when trying not to wake up everyone at home.

Also, I really liked the 'footnotes' by Morgoth - esp, those concerning his legal issues. And also, the whole thing with HP and HBO and the cable.

Really, your story is, without a doubt, the funniest LOTR/Silmarillon fanfic I ever read so far and I'll definitely check your other stories up.

Last but not least, I wanted to tell you, you did a great job on that it means something to be able to write such a good crackyfic - not to mention that you used Morgoth... Somehow, I always thought that even though dark lords were kind of ruled out because he was too serious - if I may say so.

Still, the evilness of his evility is so evil that he's just... huggable! (I swear, I want a chibi Morgoth to hug him to death. Am sure Feanor would agree!)

Good continuation with the ficcies and *gives Swiss Chocolate* thanks for your hard work! *hugs*

Tristana

Have. Tea. With. Glaurung. Somehow I pictured the scene and now, I'm laughing my ass off! Really good!

Honestly, you have a knack for crack and this first chappie makes me want to read all the other ones. And I thought that crackfics with Tolkien's work were... almost non-existent. Sheesh, I can't express just how glad I am to have found your 'Morgoth's Notebook'!

This sounds just like a real notebook and the fact that Morgoth is the one writing it is just priceless! And Sauron as a matchmaker... now now, I'm getting weird ideas like: You see guys, I did all I did only to get you together - as in.. no, I didn't want to steal anything, promise. *insert smiling chibified Sauron here*

Thank you for writing this and for sharing it with us! I now am going to read the other chappies - and will ake notes, to give you a proper feedback - if my brain survives it.

Tristana

Thanks for adding this superbly funny bonus feature! Looking forward to reading more of your stories.

haha! so sauron and morgoth are in the same place...hehhee

the lawsuit bit is extremely well-employed. hahaha-even if he is in the void, morgoth is still afraid of it. Did he forget about the "homely home" thing? :-

My favorite line: "Legolas is still not jealous because he must have inherited some psychoses from his father."